NewStats: 3,263,957 , 8,182,084 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:46 AM 5z5h2d

hammerF:
There is no source for this news.


Another fake story concocted by a hungry Yoruba blogger.

http://pmexpressng.com/husband-joystick-small-satisfy-wife/

He be like say this thing pain you small

GeneralOjukwu:


On behalf of my Ndigbo....

So u go around writing script too and then posting it on FP.


Abeg write more script ready for tommorrow entertainment.

I swear, if my partner tell me my dick is small, walahi, I will fist her nunu with turn garri for good 3 hours non stop


mtcheeew


nonsense species

GeneralOjukwu:


He be like say this thing pain you small

U care about people to be making all this effort, guess wat the feeling is not reciprocated.

hammerF:




So u go around writing script too and then posting it on FP.


Abeg write more script ready for tommorrow entertainment.

gnykelly:


that isn't cassava, just a teens thumb.

But the so-called teens thumb produced 2 kids so deal with it.

Mtcheeew

If u tink ur man's dick is small, be ive, go buy pússy tightening cream. Sex is not just de man's job

Na dem. Dem no dey take preek play

ijustdey:








http://pmexpressng.com/husband-penis-small-satisfy-wife/

Lalasticlala if this can be on front page then this thread should in order to educate the ladies.

https://nairaland.isosite.org/3648621/how-small-too-small

hammerF:



So u go around writing script too and then posting it on FP.

Abeg write more script ready for tommorrow entertainment.

Igbo guys dick re toothpick compare to Hausa and Yoruba counterparts.

Den dat means no b d man get ur 2 kids

MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage.

How many have you sampled so far?

Na wa oo, I can't ​just imagine the kind of humiliation and embarrassment the husband is going through right now.

OVA200:
I don't sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to married do this thing once or twice before you nut the tie.

But if they were not match themselves they should not knot the tie,so what is the diff.

Church name with held, wife last name with held, husband only has first name (generic igbo name) .


I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS STORY. NEXT !!!!

If most women can get satisfaction by masturbating with their middle fingers, then this husband has no excuse. The couple needs sex therapy/counseling, nothing more.

The man deserves 5 lashing of the cane while the wife deserves 4.

philipobiz:

There are some simple excercise he can do to increase the size of his penis within two months, there would not be any need for surgery or the use of any gadget

Simple exercise! like ?

It's a pity sis, I noticed you don't wanna go out looking for satisfaction, please try medical attentions.

Yeye woman..you should have measured it before marriage

MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage.

. Believe me that's not the mans problem if she was married a virgin she wouldn't be saying this nonsense. After distorting her hole she will be looking for exact match. Pheeeew. All fingers are not equal likewise all Dick.

megareal:


Good question. Me sef wan know but in description. . Is it as tiny as an earthworm or as small as a pinky finger?

Na for threads like this u dey comment

I recommend an Asian woman to any man with small 3rd leg. Their hole is too small is small or tight. African women hole are quite wider. It is a fact

philipobiz:

There are some simple excercise he can do to increase the size of his penis within two months, there would not be any need for surgery or the use of any gadget

Exercises like what?

Mrchippychappy:
Church name with held, wife last name with held, husband only has first name (generic igbo name) .


I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS STORY. NEXT !!!!

YORUBA ARE TROUBLE MAKING BUSY BODY.

NIGERIA IS EXACTLY AS IT IS TODAY BECOS OF YORUBAS.

THEY EAT, SLEEP AND DREAM IGBOS.

JUST TELL ME HOW A SO CALLED HUMAN BEING CAN WAKE UP AND START WRITING FAKE STORY WITH THE INTENT TO CIRCULATE AS NEWS?


JUST CLICK ON THE LINK http://pmexpressng.com/husband-joystick-small-satisfy-wife/

Pritypussi:

lo jor nobody holy

Anyway am Holy sha

she did not notice before she was married? or its shrinking by the day

SemuhleB:
Hmmm I think even if they decided not to do it until marriage, I don't think it's that much of a crime in seeing it at least before tying the knot. To know what you are getting.

Since the guy has a small dck and she does not get any satisfaction during sex, there are other ways and things he can do to please his wife after all a lot of women do not get satisfaction during sex only.

They just have to make the best of the situation. There is no point crying over spilled milk now and she should not have complained about it to her pastor. It's childish!

Educate us, which other style can he adopts?

BentSpoon:
. Believe me that's not the mans problem if she was married a virgin she wouldn't be saying this nonsense. After distorting her hole she will be looking for exact match. Pheeeew. All fingers are not equal likewise all Dick.

It has nothing to do with being a virgin or having many partners. Women give birth and can still have relatively tight vagina's unless they are sticking and putting trees and basket balls in there then maybe you will have a point.

Just like some women may have small boob's, flat bums etc some men have really small penis. Unfortunately there is nothing she can do about it but the couple can find other ways to please each other too.

The man's thing might not even be the problem.



The woman's thing may be like this....

Scoan, that's TB Joshua church, can't he fine solution to their problem by enlarge the joystick? Abeg add little to the man joystick.