NewStats: 3,263,984 , 8,182,146 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 07:28 AM 526e5u

MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage.

that you are a woman

kinibigdeal:


Does it mean you have tried both Hausa and Yoruba Joystick

kinibigdeal?

The middle finger is tighter when inserted inside a modest vagina.Stop saying your husband peniss is small.Rather,your kitty is a borehole.Make the man use ruler measure am if na 5 inches the woman na ex olosho.

MysteriousAnn:


Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action.

I get ba3 in my tongue

In other news, my husband want to kill me with sex.
Abeg which way ?

Can't our fellow gender/counterpart be satisfied anymore ?

Doctors have said that the size of one's pens does not have to do with satisfaction, I just don't know why the woman is worrying herself for nothing.

Demerits if marrying an ex olosho!

ijustdey:









http://pmexpressng.com/husband-penis-small-satisfy-wife/

She needs a horse prick then

Better manage it abi u wanna turn old with big joystick anu e she mi.

Pritypussi:


kinibigdeal?

ekems2017:
Madam go meet horse you go enjoy that one well well

Talking from experience Abi,l pull cap 4 u

Pritypussi:
Girls in the east start fvcking at the age of 5 and above.. Igbo men can't satisfy them with the tiny peepee they carry around.
yoruba men and hausas are still the bomb.

how u take know

That's the problem of marrying a lady that her underneath is just like ocean. How can a rod have any impact? Yeyenatu

Rilwan20:
Ikotun and bullshit ehn Just like Ying and yang.

you will nuh leave ikotun alone abi

Some nyarinya go just carry bore hole for ukwu dey complain say their hubby thing too small. Which kind wahala be this now? Amu nobi one-size fits all things. Some umunwa don't dare anything less than a yamaha, while some don't mind carrots!

Hmmm.. Madam. Ur jus realizing after two kids.. Weldon ma.

buh candle/carrot is not xpensive na buh candle/carrot is not xpensive na

Imstrong:
What happens when a lady had seen it all before marriage

ask the chief madam borehole in literature section

If I can assist that ur husband quote me now

kinibigdeal:
If the JOYSTICK is too small, na complain, if is too big, na court case...Is better a man have both or what did you think my new friend Burna88

lmfao,ü this guy eehn

Everyday complain, if its big, the complain will be its too big. Its a sign that she has been fiking weller before her husband married her.

hmmm.doer is a serious issue. but as a Christian,all u need to do , is to manage him.God does not divorce or separation .since is not domestic issue.during sex u can help him.missionary style is the best .try and always place hard pillow under ur bombom..y he gos in.u will feel it like is big..also if u can practice kegel exesecise to tighten up ur vigina.. it works like magic...u can also do doggy style y u lay down flat with ur tummy in bed..goodluck.

ekems2017:
Madam go meet horse you go enjoy that one well well

Lol
You are mean!!

Lol, after 2 kids?
Madam, just carry your "Agbelebu" like that.....

TinaAnita:
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small?

Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman

someone call tekno

kinibigdeal:

lo jor
nobody holy

There is no source for this news.


Another fake story concocted by a hungry Yoruba blogger.

http://pmexpressng.com/husband-joystick-small-satisfy-wife/

ariesbull:


Clap for yourself ...Borehole

borehole

BUSHHUNTER:
Caroline Y you marry Chidi?






Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick



Go try my brodas from WEST!

On behalf of my Ndigbo....

I see! Your apartment is too big for his furniture.

omaigala12:
OK now that she has reported him to the pastor wot will
apun
Mk d pastor go carve bigger one for d man abi wetin

There are some crazy people out there. They believe pastor na God .Can tell their pastor anything.

Hmmm I think even if they decided not to do it until marriage, I don't think it's that much of a crime in seeing it at least before tying the knot. To know what you are getting.

Since the guy has a small dck and she does not get any satisfaction during sex, there are other ways and things he can do to please his wife after all a lot of women do not get satisfaction during sex only.

They just have to make the best of the situation. There is no point crying over spilled milk now and she should not have complained about it to her pastor. It's childish!