NewStats: 3,264,996 , 8,185,292 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 05:56 AM 6sa1z

Me: Police is your friend 🤠🤠

Let's hear it 🤠🤠

Let's share our experience

Just asking tho.

A friend once told me: Apart from entering the kingdom of God, it's difficult to find three virgins in Lagos

Me I'm thinking 15 thousand naira

CameroonPepper:
Their toto smell like rotten fish because of infrequent knacking. Girls that are hard to get always smell down there.

haaa 😭🤣🤠🤠

Me: My second line 🤠🤠

To me they are decent and 80% of them are office workers

Gadafii:
This is how agbalumo is sucked😂😭

I swear 🤠🤠🤠

sharpwriter:

1. Suck your soul kiss
2. Mechanic kiss
3. Vacuum cleaner kiss
4. Extraction kiss
5. No saliva left kiss (NSL)

Choose the one that best resonates with you

You're a bad man 🤠🤠🤠

cardoctor:
Lead us not into temptation should be the prayer before you start frying.

You can do it bro 🤠🤠🤠

Emekuz256:
I can't ND I can never fry those without mkpuru tasting. Me wey like plantain like 2moro no dey

mkpuru what!! 🤠🤠🤠

missRonica:
When it comes to frying anything sha I do not taste cos I go feel like e no go reach everybody. I'm considerate whenever I cook, I always put others first. I eat d smallest portion n may not even eat at all if I feel like d portion for others is too small.

Wow!!....it's still early I for ask you to send aza for 20 meter 🤠🤠🤠

aalangel:


If you give me 25 pieces of meat to fry, you might just get 26 back...I'm disciplined like that.

Handsome liar ,🤠🤠🤠

saintruky:


I no like fleshy meat... Except d ones when carry ine kin fat for corner... D tonzo...

But if na assorted, just gimme chance lol

We are one 🤠🤠🤠

segyoms:
If a man can overcome this while frying then man can overcome any beautiful naked woman

🤠🤠🤠

gasparpisciotta:
Suck and dry aka ‘alupa’ kill and bury 😅

🤣🤣🤣

Demigod22:
Lol, perhaps they didn't know they will marry, so they couldn't hide their excitement.

Everyone guy is redpill and the ladies are feminist, and guys are scum and girls are LovePeddler, but every weekend you will see "all roads lead to so so and so. Always getting married.

Now you may swallow your bride?

Me: NO
If they can leave their parents,who am I that they can’t leave?🤷