NewStats: 3,264,425 , 8,183,704 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 04:45 AM 1a605y

GEJ to provide 2 million jobs every year if RE - ELECTED. .for more Jokes send JONATHAN to 2015.

a ku tun ku e lona orun

yeye soldiers,,,,go sambisa..... or start ur tortures from Abuja down to all states(where many thieves are)......
meanwhile... ojo gbogbo n t'ole,ojo kan ni t'oloun... (all days for d thief, a day for d owner )

males * Mur'shid, Mar'zuk and labeeb
female *wafiqoh
I'm always mindful of d way people pronounce some names.... it's one of d factors I consider.....
Khalid(i like d name)for instance is often pronounced by Ppl this way "kalid " kaf as against "Khalid " kho.. .the former gives a BAD meaning

NO!prophet Muhammad recommended Qur'an and haadith ,,,during his last hajj

Iroh88:
This party simply rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

#Channnnge!!!!

PDP and her ers after the elections would be like....

GEJ -no 6

OK!
sai Buhari

Na God, bro....
human beings are dynamic....

I don't hate any meal.....except those dt I do not eat @all... I don't 8 any Yoruba meal ..I am ijewuru

RAO1:
change your topic joooor.... FORGOT or pronounced it wrongly.....

I have never called anyone NAMES on here and wouldn't do that Cus of a politician that do not know me......change the word FORGOT, I repeat...
#teamFebuhari

change your topic joooor.... FORGOT or pronounced it wrongly.....

Hadone:
So what, is he not a human beign? Just yesterday i found my self calling my ex name in place of my wife. But what followed after the blunder is what i will not tell you.

I swear! this happens.... almost to everybody

speaking /writing on GEJ 's behalf.... FFK, you are under arrest.... ddnt I tell u people of sensitive utterances like urs

this doesn't favour someone like me who ll not b partaking in the general elections

If you're voting
this factors;
1. The chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Power outage
12. Selling of Nepa
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills
15. ASUU & poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
19. Stella's oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy
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They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola,
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals,
They Did't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against
Boko Haram,
They Didn't raise 21Billion for flood Victims,
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine
preventable disease,
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless.
BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4 Years of
INEPTITUDE, IMPUNITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.

Nigerians vote wisely.

eleojo23:
Holding our leaders able does not apply to only the president. People usually forget the governors and LGA chairmen. The progress of the country lies very much on them since they are the ones who are to ensure that development reaches the people at the lowest levels.

Igala man! elDEE emphasized on electricity..... are d governors responsible for dt?

2undexy:
Salam alaikum warahmotullah wabarakatu.

Anyone who is addicted to committing zina must hasten to deal with it in a number of wayz, including the following:

1. Seriously think of getting married, because this is the sharia (legal islamic law) and natural protection for the muslim man and woman. If you are planning marriage with a brother or sister but he or she doesn't feel like marrying for whatever reason, please ignore him or her and move on with your search. Whoever is not willing to marry is not worth wasting your time on. Be free from bondage of zina of all kind. I mean zina of mouth, hands, mind, eyes, legs. etc. All minor zina leads to the major one. Give him or her the RED CARD an defeat shaitan.

2. Fasting if one cannot get married. Strive to be fasting regularly with lots of zikir.

3. Muslim Men and Women should strive to stregthen their Eeman (faith) by reading the Qur'an, offering naafil (voluntary) prayer and doing other kinds of acts of worship.

4. Taking care to choose righteous friends. Edit your friends and keep only good practising muslims.

5. Keeping away from anything that might provoke desire. One of the most obvious of this is looking at things which are haram (unlawful). Avoid watching unnecessary movies.

6. ing the punishments for zina in this world and in the hereafter, and that its evil affects far out weigh the immediate pleasure that a person may experience.

7. Make Dua, get up in the latter part of the nights and beseech your lord, submitting yourself to him and humbling yourself before his majesty asking him to rid you of the problem. Turn to your lord and call upon him, for he is the best one to be asked -may he be glorified- and He does not turn away his slaves if they are sincere.

We ask Allah to keep us safe and sound with regard to our commitment and our wordly affairs and to help us put our affairs in order before we meet our lord. Aameen

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2undexy:
Salam alaikum warahmotullah wabarakatu.

Anyone who is addicted to committing zina must hasten to deal with it in a number of wayz, including the following:

1. Seriously think of getting married, because this is the sharia (legal islamic law) and natural protection for the muslim man and woman. If you are planning marriage with a brother or sister but he or she doesn't feel like marrying for whatever reason, please ignore him or her and move on with your search. Whoever is not willing to marry is not worth wasting your time on. Be free from bondage of zina of all kind. I mean zina of mouth, hands, mind, eyes, legs. etc. All minor zina leads to the major one. Give him or her the RED CARD an defeat shaitan.

2. Fasting if one cannot get married. Strive to be fasting regularly with lots of zikir.

3. Muslim Men and Women should strive to stregthen their Eeman (faith) by reading the Qur'an, offering naafil (voluntary) prayer and doing other kinds of acts of worship.

4. Taking care to choose righteous friends. Edit your friends and keep only good practising muslims.

5. Keeping away from anything that might provoke desire. One of the most obvious of this is looking at things which are haram (unlawful). Avoid watching unnecessary movies.

6. ing the punishments for zina in this world and in the hereafter, and that its evil affects far out weigh the immediate pleasure that a person may experience.

7. Make Dua, get up in the latter part of the nights and beseech your lord, submitting yourself to him and humbling yourself before his majesty asking him to rid you of the problem. Turn to your lord and call upon him, for he is the best one to be asked -may he be glorified- and He does not turn away his slaves if they are sincere.

We ask Allah to keep us safe and sound with regard to our commitment and our wordly affairs and to help us put our affairs in order before we meet our lord. Aameen

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2undexy:
Salam alaikum warahmotullah wabarakatu.

Anyone who is addicted to committing zina must hasten to deal with it in a number of wayz, including the following:

1. Seriously think of getting married, because this is the sharia (legal islamic law) and natural protection for the muslim man and woman. If you are planning marriage with a brother or sister but he or she doesn't feel like marrying for whatever reason, please ignore him or her and move on with your search. Whoever is not willing to marry is not worth wasting your time on. Be free from bondage of zina of all kind. I mean zina of mouth, hands, mind, eyes, legs. etc. All minor zina leads to the major one. Give him or her the RED CARD an defeat shaitan.

2. Fasting if one cannot get married. Strive to be fasting regularly with lots of zikir.

3. Muslim Men and Women should strive to stregthen their Eeman (faith) by reading the Qur'an, offering naafil (voluntary) prayer and doing other kinds of acts of worship.

4. Taking care to choose righteous friends. Edit your friends and keep only good practising muslims.

5. Keeping away from anything that might provoke desire. One of the most obvious of this is looking at things which are haram (unlawful). Avoid watching unnecessary movies.

6. ing the punishments for zina in this world and in the hereafter, and that its evil affects far out weigh the immediate pleasure that a person may experience.

7. Make Dua, get up in the latter part of the nights and beseech your lord, submitting yourself to him and humbling yourself before his majesty asking him to rid you of the problem. Turn to your lord and call upon him, for he is the best one to be asked -may he be glorified- and He does not turn away his slaves if they are sincere.

We ask Allah to keep us safe and sound with regard to our commitment and our wordly affairs and to help us put our affairs in order before we meet our lord. Aameen

prophesy?.... ...make I shut up Cus of some online "attackers " dt can die for "daddy"

still meditating,

Kakpos:
MR PRESIDENT YOU WOULD BE ED FOR CORRUPTION NOT STEALING, IMPOSITION OF CANDIDATE BY YOUR WIFE , SIXTEEN GREATER THAN NINETEEN(16>19)AND (7>19) GOD WILL NEVER FOR FORGIVEYOU!

PDP governors ' forum and ekiti saga....
I for one ll never forget u, Oga shoeless.... u privatised PHCN dt I blvd I was going to work with after service ....dearis God ooooo

kross01:

Thanks for thanking google but plz note that asides the mall at abuja and kano, I've visited all the other malls including your much touted ibadan shoprite. I still maintain my stance that you should travel more as it will help your exposure so you will know that malls of this age has sured super markets. FYI the basis for the grading are the gross leasable areas of the malls.

bro! I have concluded.... isu wa lowo e,obe wa lowo e(d tuber of yam is in ur hand ,the knife is also in ur hand ).....i.e the ball is now in ur court

kross01:


Do not distort facts in your bid to come hard on easterners. The biggest shopping malls in operation in Nigeria are in this order ; ado bayero mall(kano)-24,000m2, silverbird entertainment centre (abuja)-23,000m2, polo park mall (enugu) -22,530m2 & Ikeja city mall (lagos)-22,000m2. If u factor in those under construction and expansion, palms shopping mall (40,000m2) takes over with jabi lake mall (26,479m2) following before u get the above first four. I suggest you travel outside ur locality a little more before laying such claims in the future.

lemme help u thank Google, Mr traveller.... you have rated malls that encom other stuffs like, cinemas, hub media, games e.t.c .....dispute on another level.... Ibadan ll forever be making history

tunery004:
Saw this along Iwo road in ibadan, I couldn't help but laugh.... Ibadan shaaaa

This pix is / was depicting 2 different / related things... the banner could b seen elsewhere, it's directing the invitees or awareness in the neighborhood just like xtians fellowship venues... and the ram myt b for d ceremony or just tied down there just like u could find it elsewhere....
Now! are u condemning the banner or the ram.... wetin b d KOKO

I am from the state of Osun, born in the old Oyo state,, bred and based in Ibadan... this story is to tell u my blood is full of Ibadan....
now! to ur topic ...many first / largest /best /biggest / tallest things in this same Ibadan u EASTERNERS / SOUTH SOUTHERNERS disgust....
1.UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN (FIRST )
2.COCOA HOUSE (TALLEST )
3.N.T.A(FIRST )
4.SHOPRITE MALL (BIGGEST )....
THESE ARE VEEEEEERY FEW.... good search and see 4 unna self

KwoiZabo:
Its still the same thing.

k....u b learner... so Abraham Lincoln is a fool
..#research ..your time starts now

RayCharles:


Shey USA gov't bin give em reason! Oya Saudi Arabia! Give una own! Bam

Man! it took them over a week or thereabouts to give us the reason (the main reason known by God )... relax!.....

RAO1:
.....But why are Nairalanders blaming Saudi and relating this issue to religion....I ddnt read/hear anything like this when the U.S.A gvt ddnt sell military arms to Nigeria...
religion and ethnicity are our major problemata in Nigeria..
#GodblessNigeria

Cus of religion, APC couldn't choose the people's choice as the VP .....BRF
many youth won't vote GMB "only " bcus he's a Muslim... not that he's not a credible candidate ...not that they believe he wld loot...



Itwas not easy for Lawrence Anini
It was not easy for Oyenusi
It was not easy for Shina Rambo
Lawrence Anini did it.
Oyenusi did it.
Shina Rambo did it
Now, President Goodluck Jonathan is doing it.
Mr President keep stealing because STEALING
IS NOT CORRUPTION and thieves behind you
are more than the saints against you.
This message has been sponsored by the
Theives Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN)

.....But why are Nairalanders blaming Saudi and relating this issue to religion....I ddnt read/hear anything like this when the U.S.A gvt ddnt sell military arms to Nigeria...
religion and ethnicity are our major problemata in Nigeria..
#GodblessNigeria

It was not easy for Lawrence Anini
It was not easy for Oyenusi
It was not easy for Shina Rambo
Lawrence Anini did it.
Oyenusi did it.
Shina Rambo did it
Now, President Goodluck Jonathan is doing it.
Mr President keep stealing because STEALING
IS NOT CORRUPTION and thieves behind you
are more than the saints against you.
This message has been sponsored by the
Thieves
Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN)

snika:
No course is better than the other
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If you know what you are doing.
After all, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates and Mark are school dropouts. And these are the people that shaped all the phones, computers and social networks we use the way they are today.

And that reminds me...

If you carry your Symbian phone dey go your way jeje, all these kids with 2500 naira Tekno will be saying you are poor. lol. They don't know we used Android phones before Tekno began importing these Chinko androids. SMH Nigerians sha.

Richard Brason of Virgin Airlines is an high school dropout

Assalam alaikum ww...I have learnt and recalled some things on here....I would like to add some lines...these go to men out there.
1.I am married
2. She WAS a scarfite (even pt scarfite )
3. She doesn't know much about REAL Islam
4. Now! she has (3 colours ) big hijabs to match her outfits
5. Now want to enrol her in a modrazat in our neighborhood
6. she follows and does 99% of everything I tell her to do @ home (that 99% means she's not perfect as I do not expected her to )
7. Alhamdulilah! she's beautiful... it's not just permissible to showcase her beauty here
8. I am not an USTADZ but I know I am pious, I submit to every quote from the Qur'an and haadith..even though I av not started practising all but I'm not against any (in said much they r "Allah says or prophet Muhammad says / does " this or that..good .intention is veeeeeeery essential in all deeds in our deen...
#bottomLines
it's only Allah that can make ur wife be submissive... choose ur partner with sincerity and good intentions... you can remould or reshape your wives....

*MODIFIED *
TRUTH IS ONE,,,,, THE BEST JIHAD NOW IS FOR US (ESP YOUTHS ) TO SEEK FOR KNOWLEDGE ..SO THAT WE WON'T LIMIT OURSELVES ONLY ON WHAT DIFFERENT ALFAS TELL US...
1.hijab is a must (face n hands r optional )
2. beard is a must (sunnatu muhakada )
3. "jumbing sokoto " as a sister posted is a must to
4.all other obligations n mandatory deeds of the prophet (pbuh ) are must... one again TRUTH IS ONE let's stop practising MODERN ISLAM THAT SEEMS TO SUIT MOST YOUTHS (esp in campuses ) ...
there is an haadith reported by "help me out, USTADZ " in the house that.. only 1 evidence is enough for who's ready to advance /improve in his / her deen but several evidences r not enough to convince who's never ready to improve.
...assalam aww

I believe this can't stop our people reverting to their "birthright religion ".....nor affect Allah's guidance on Islam as promised.. ..
#letthemcontinuedeceivingthemselves