NewStats: 3,263,836 , 8,181,572 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 08:41 AM 4p1w3y

I know some nairaland slay queens will be like "what is wrong in what she said", "English is not my mother's tongue"

But slaying is your mother's tongue, okwia?
God is watching you.


Meanwhile RIP English

shift lemme faint

She slayed English

How did she manage to her SSCE examinations? What am I saying? How did she get itted into secondary school? Education system ilu yii o da rara

slay Queen killing English like never before

e no suprix mi, I saw dia mama throwing wrapper for kanu to walk on it, wat dey couldnt do for dia husband..

She just murdered English language!

U done enter

Forget the English, she might be good in calculations.

i believe she is still gifted in other ways.

judey1992:
Forget the English, she might be good in calculations.

i believe she is still gifted in order ways.

yh.. lyk za oza room

..

judey1992:
Forget the English, she might be good in calculations.

i believe she is still gifted in *order* ways.

Other ways.........

Medunah:
Other ways.........

thanks dearie. good morning

TroubleDude:
yh.. lyk za oza room

not really.

maybe oooo, she fit make man give am open cheque

Pls don't blame her it might be an autocorrect issue, abi watin una want make i talk.

kanayo74:
Pls don't blame her it might be an autocorrect issue, abi watin una want make i talk.

Not that sentence again

Nothing like auto-correct there

That was written in sms mode, that's what you get when you send sms in abbreviated format.

GuntersChain:
That was written in sms mode, that's what you get when you send sms in abbreviated format.

what do you mean by SMS mode?

If you use an android phone then you will know that she probably made a typo, too many kids on nairaland

Many of those commenting don't have credit es In English, jamb score self na English finish them, dem go come dey form don 1 for here, olodos

timawoku:
If you use an android phone then you will know that she probably made a typo, too many kids on nairaland

Very true

judey1992:
thanks dearie.
good morning

U welcome

Gud morning to you too

I don't even understand what she wrote

Illiterate on the loose!!! Someone catch that kid nd send her bck to sch

Flatinooooo!!!

decatalyst:
She just murdered English language!

lolx funny pix

[color=#990000][/color]come oga...shift jhooor lemme be and be going...ayav laff tyre

jesu

come oga...shift jhooor lemme be and be going...ayav laff tyre

judey1992:
Forget the English, she might be good in calculations.

i believe she is still gifted in other ways.

Then let her write in mathematics then.

PeggySandas:
Flatinooooo!!!