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EnemyofGod3: 5:59am On Jan 28
*IF THE CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES WAS HAPPENING IN NIGERIA:*

You would hear news headlines like;

1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”

2. The FG has distributed three trailers of rice

3. Police warn against demonstrations seeking compensation for burnt homes

4. The governor says many homes didn't have CofO

5. Details emerge of how an allocation to Fire prevention was misappropriated

6. Senate commends Governor, condemns tweets of mischief makers

7. The House asks for the establishment of a Fire Ministry with a tax on Bitcoin

8. Churches leaders call for prayers and calm,

9. FG sets up victim fund, Dangote and others donate N200b

10. Set a of inquiry to investigate immediate and remote causes of the wildfire.

11. CAN calls for three days of fasting and prayers. Visits the President to console him.

12. Fire is the will of God says Northern Elders.

13. PDP, LP blames fires on removal of Fuel subsidy.

14. We need $7.5Billion to stop fires in Nigeria.

15. Vote APC Candidates in Abia, Rivers, Delta, Enugu, Plateau, Adamawa States to stop fires in Nigeria - Ganduje APC National Chairman

16. Fire Offenders not in our Custody- Nigerian Prisons Boss.

17. Fubara should be Arrested. He threatened me with Fire. -FCT Minister Wike.

18. Nigerian Governor's Forum solidly behind Mr. President to put an end to all fires since PDP reign- Hope Uzodima

19. We will include fire courses in our curriculum- Education Minister

20. President Tinubu inherited this fire from Past istrations.- Sen. Godswill Akpabio.

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richmond500: 6:07am On Jan 28
Lolz. Let me add more.

Opposition party started the fire to discredit the govt reforms: Tinubu spokesperson

The fire has burnt down 200k houses, if you multiply it by our GDP, u will get 85% the GP of Sierra leone which is almost 3times the GDP of south carolina- Peter Obi

God is angry at Tinubu- Nigerian pastors

Obi visited fire victims and donated borehole- vanguard

We need to vote out the govt of destructuction- Atiku

Nigerian first lady calls for nationwide prayer- the punch

Fire fighters truck came 3days after the fire started - residents

Nigerians loot shops amidst fire outbreak- twitter

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helinues: 6:15am On Jan 28
grin

The opposition in USA are not playing politics with the California wildfire. If it was to be in Nigeria, the presidency would be blamed for the fire.

That's the kind of opposition we have in Nigeria, ready to blame without providing any solution

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helinues: 6:18am On Jan 28
richmond500:
Lolz. Let me add more.

Opposition party started the fire to discredit the govt reforms: Tinubu spokesperson

The fire has burnt down 200k houses, if you multiply it by our GDP, u will get 85% the GP of Sierra leone which is almost 3times the GDP of south carolina- Peter Obi

God is angry at Tinubu- Nigerian pastors

Obi visited fire victims and donated borehole- vanguard

We need to vote out the govt of destructuction- Atiku

Nigerian first lady calls for nationwide prayer- the punch

Fire fighters truck came 3days after the fire started - residents

Nigerians loot shops amidst fire outbreak- twitter

You will see one pastor who recently said something regarding to fire on the mountain to claim of seeing the blurry vision.. grin cheesy

Obi visited fire victims and donated borehole- vanguard

Haba, borehole bawo for fire disaster . grin cheesy
Leobankx(m): 6:30am On Jan 28
Always self hating as if the Americans handled it well themselves.

They even politicized it more than Nigerians.

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immortalcrown(m): 6:33am On Jan 28
Why is this not on the front page yet?
EnemyofGod3:
*IF THE CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES WAS HAPPENING IN NIGERIA:*

You would hear news headlines like;

1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”

2. The FG has distributed three trailers of rice

3. Police warn against demonstrations seeking compensation for burnt homes

4. The governor says many homes didn't have CofO

5. Details emerge of how an allocation to Fire prevention was misappropriated

6. Senate commends Governor, condemns tweets of mischief makers

7. The House asks for the establishment of a Fire Ministry with a tax on Bitcoin

8. Churches leaders call for prayers and calm,

9. FG sets up victim fund, Dangote and others donate N200b

10. Set a of inquiry to investigate immediate and remote causes of the wildfire.

11. CAN calls for three days of fasting and prayers. Visits the President to console him.

12. Fire is the will of God says Northern Elders.

13. PDP, LP blames fires on removal of Fuel subsidy.

14. We need $7.5Billion to stop fires in Nigeria.

15. Vote APC Candidates in Abia, Rivers, Delta, Enugu, Plateau, Adamawa States to stop fires in Nigeria - Ganduje APC National Chairman

16. Fire Offenders not in our Custody- Nigerian Prisons Boss.

17. Fubara should be Arrested. He threatened me with Fire. -FCT Minister Wike.

18. Nigerian Governor's Forum solidly behind Mr. President to put an end to all fires since PDP reign- Hope Uzodima

19. We will include fire courses in our curriculum- Education Minister

20. President Tinubu inherited this fire from Past istrations.- Sen. Godswill Akpabio.
Mrsoft3(m): 6:45am On Jan 28
Leobankx:
Always self hating as if the Americans handled it well themselves.

They even politicized it more than Nigerians.

Try and get the joke.
Mrsoft3(m): 6:48am On Jan 28
But honestly Nigeria is so predictable.


The only news that will surprise us now is when they do the right thing.

Like for example

President Tinubu is currently on ground with the firefighters battling the inferno....PM news

Ex President Buhari has taken a bold step to ensure total and quick response to the affected victims....vanguard

Peter obi has ed hands with tinubu to put out the fire...this day

We are first humans before anything upon the face of the earth.
MasterJayJay: 7:16am On Jan 28
helinues:
grin

The opposition in USA are not playing politics with the California wildfire. If it was to be in Nigeria, the presidency would be blamed for the fire.

That's the kind of opposition we have in Nigeria, ready to blame without providing any solution
APC style of opposition

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MondayOmoAdugbo(m): 7:51am On Jan 28
I need an iCloud .

Anyone? 👀
Seefinish: 8:23am On Jan 28
Obi and Obidients caused the fire disaster to discredit Tinubu's government" Reno Omokry
richmond500: 9:18am On Jan 28
Seefinish:
Obi and Obidients caused the fire disaster to discredit Tinubu's government" Reno Omokry
Reno Omokiri won't say that
Kafirbigot: 9:20am On Jan 28
We will share RICE to alleviate the fire and suffering grin

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Tochitee(m): 10:15am On Jan 28
See what Unfortunate people of the east is projecting on the country,because Nigeria rejected their package fraud??
WhizdomXX(m): 11:18am On Jan 28
helinues:
grin

The opposition in USA are not playing politics with the California wildfire. If it was to be in Nigeria, the presidency would be blamed for the fire.

That's the kind of opposition we have in Nigeria, ready to blame without providing any solution
Why are you lying?
Seefinish: 11:36am On Jan 28
richmond500:
Reno Omokiri won't say that
are you his spoke person?
EmperorCaesar(m): 11:40am On Jan 28
immortalcrown:
Why is this not on the front page yet?
[sub][/sub]

Why should a hypothetical negative assumption about some disaster as horrible as this, be on the front page
Makaveli217(m): 12:26pm On Jan 28
This is not a matter to joke about, I've been thinking about it since it started, we don't have what it takes to fight such disaster, a whole state will be wiped out.
History555: 12:34pm On Jan 28
Obi yet to condemn fire....... reno

Govt moving to tackle future fire occurrence.....shettima

We fought fire with integrity..... buhari

We Need 1 trillion to fight fire..... bayo

Nigeria has no fire truck.......hielanus

Fire shows tinibu is working.....EmperorCaesar

Jews caused fire..... Gayton aka Apcharam aka AntiZikist


Nigeria needs to eliminate fuel subsidy to reduce fire incidents......Nairaland1

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Gustavowhite(m): 12:39pm On Jan 28
Reno Omockery
Obi started the importation of Match box from China,he caused it,he is yet to condemn the fire,the Igbo wants to take over Lagos with the fire like they did in 1966 eventhough Nzeogwu is a “Deltan” like me

Yoruba ronu
Yes,it’s true reno,all hail reno,the best thing to happen to Us Yoruba Muslims,we love Reno more than we love Amala and Gbegiri

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aswani(m): 1:25pm On Jan 28
EnemyofGod3:
*IF THE CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES WAS HAPPENING IN NIGERIA:*

You would hear news headlines like;

1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”
.
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20. President Tinubu inherited this fire from Past istrations.- Sen. Godswill Akpabio.

22. In Ogun and Anambra states, they would have started kpaing innocent old women saying they started the fire and changed to a bird form blah blah.

22. Peter Obi would have already extended his sincere condolences to trees that burnt, houses that burnt, birds that had nests in the trees, pets in houses that burnt...
immortalcrown(m): 3:08pm On Jan 28
EmperorCaesar:
Why should a hypothetical negative assumption about some disaster as horrible as this, be on the front page
Has there never been a hypothetical negative assumption like that on the front page?
justtoodark: 3:27pm On Jan 28
you are a imbecille....
pek(m): 9:01pm On Jan 28
EnemyofGod3:
*IF THE CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES WAS HAPPENING IN NIGERIA:*

You would hear news headlines like;

1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”

2. The FG has distributed three trailers of rice

3. Police warn against demonstrations seeking compensation for burnt homes

4. The governor says many homes didn't have CofO

5. Details emerge of how an allocation to Fire prevention was misappropriated

6. Senate commends Governor, condemns tweets of mischief makers

7. The House asks for the establishment of a Fire Ministry with a tax on Bitcoin

8. Churches leaders call for prayers and calm,

9. FG sets up victim fund, Dangote and others donate N200b

10. Set a of inquiry to investigate immediate and remote causes of the wildfire.

11. CAN calls for three days of fasting and prayers. Visits the President to console him.

12. Fire is the will of God says Northern Elders.

13. PDP, LP blames fires on removal of Fuel subsidy.

14. We need $7.5Billion to stop fires in Nigeria.

15. Vote APC Candidates in Abia, Rivers, Delta, Enugu, Plateau, Adamawa States to stop fires in Nigeria - Ganduje APC National Chairman

16. Fire Offenders not in our Custody- Nigerian Prisons Boss.

17. Fubara should be Arrested. He threatened me with Fire. -FCT Minister Wike.

18. Nigerian Governor's Forum solidly behind Mr. President to put an end to all fires since PDP reign- Hope Uzodima

19. We will include fire courses in our curriculum- Education Minister

20. President Tinubu inherited this fire from Past istrations.- Sen. Godswill Akpabio.
15 and 17 may not make sense to non Nigerian, but that's what it is.

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