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Been married for 12 years, ups and downs, now to this ish of wife making stylish mockery of your manhood. Ever happened to you before? Before any1 judges, am average size oo, not near small at all, but u know some women, before u marry them u never know which of the previous EX carry pipe. I have something to say about what happened yesternight, want to know if its to fogerrit or sit her down and explain something to her.

You're not telling us the truth... What's the actual size of ur D

ou comparest thyself with the Philistines?

You see the problem now, yall will make issue out of the actual size, and not why i opened this thread. i made mention of that because i know what most yall nairalnders are capable of doing. I will await sensible and matured responses.

Tit4Tat1:
You're not telling us the truth... What's the actual size of ur D

Haha, you cracked me up, Hahaha 🤣

marakpa:
Been married for 12 years, ups and downs, now to this ish of wife making stylish mockery of your manhood. Ever happened to you before? Before any1 judges, am average size oo, not near small at all, but u know some women, before u marry them u never know which of the previous EX carry pipe. [b I have something to say about what happened yesternight, [/b] want to know if its to fogerrit or sit her down and explain something to her.

say what happened last night. This your story sounds like what is supposed to be in romance section. Tell what happened last night

When you say stylish mockery, what was the comparison about? Are you suspecting she's committing adultery? What led to such comparison? I think the issue is deeper than you summarized here and is difficult to comment properly without adequate details.

RepoMan007:
Who toldeth thou, that thou art average. Thou comparest thyself with the Philistines?

Kikikikiiiii
Savage!

Bro, leave your bruised pride aside, after 12yrs of marriage, your wife should have forgotten whatever size and sizes she has had in the past. Please check her phones and WhatsApp to make sure some stupid bustard from her past is not bothering her. It's your duty to safeguard your home and nip any foolishness in the bud before it becomes an evil tree in your lives o.

Beremx:
say what happened last night. This your story sounds like what is supposed to be in romance section. Tell what happened last night

Romance wont allow new post from new . Ok so she works in a care home here in the UK, and she takes food from home to work when she does full day, so yesterday she didnt take any food, so when she got back her was like u didnt take any food bae, how did u go about it, she said sometimes she eats mashed potatoe made at work and some few junks, though because shes been complaining about adding weight, didnt want her to feel bad,so i said maybe thats why u have been complaining that you have been adding weight cos of the JUNKS, so i tried to rhyme my words by saying, i dont think its the JUNK thats adding your buttt weight, its from the JUNK from my TRUNK, while pointing to my penile position, next thing wey she go talk, is that one TRUNK. I was like yea na trunk wey dun give u two pikin.

GboyegaD:
When you say stylish mockery, what was the comparison about? Are you suspecting she's committing adultery? What led to such comparison? I think the issue is deeper than you summarized here and is difficult to comment properly without adequate details.

Ok so she works in a care home here in the UK, and she takes food from home to work when she does full day, so yesterday she didnt take any food, so when she got back her was like u didnt take any food bae, how did u go about it, she said sometimes she eats mashed potatoe made at work and some few junks, though because shes been complaining about adding weight, didnt want her to feel bad,so i said maybe thats why u have been complaining that you have been adding weight cos of the JUNKS, so i tried to rhyme my words by saying, i dont think its the JUNK thats adding your buttt weight, its from the JUNK from my TRUNK, while pointing to my penile position, next thing wey she go talk, is that one TRUNK. I was like yea na trunk wey dun give u two pikin.

marakpa:


Romance wont allow new post from new . Ok so she works in a care home here in the UK, and she takes food from home to work when she does full day, so yesterday she didnt take any food, so when she got back her was like u didnt take any food bae, how did u go about it, she said sometimes she eats mashed potatoe made at work and some few junks, though because shes been complaining about adding weight, didnt want her to feel bad,so i said maybe thats why u have been complaining that you have been adding weight cos of the JUNKS, so i tried to rhyme my words by saying, i dont think its the JUNK thats adding your buttt weight, its from the JUNK from my TRUNK, while pointing to my penile position, next thing wey she go talk, is that one TRUNK. I was like yea na trunk wey dun give u two pikin.

that's a normal husband and wife yabbing. Probably you haven't been using your Trunk well on her. Just try and increase the speed. She will testify this time around.

Mom007:
Bro, leave your bruised pride aside, after 12yrs of marriage, your wife should have forgotten whatever size and sizes she has had in the past. Please check her phones and WhatsApp to make sure some stupid bustard from her past is not bothering her. It's your duty to safeguard your home and nip any foolishness in the bud before it becomes an evil tree in your lives o.

She has always been free with her phone cos she knows am a master hacker so anything phone even if she's doing anything wont surface there. But some few weeks ago after a quarrel, she changed her pword, changed my name from husband/hubby to my name. Confronted her about it, she said sebi i used to do it wayback, didnt lie...but after a day or two i normally change it back to wifey, even after the confrontation when she said why am i pained and all, that she will change it back, she still left it the same way. Thought the only major reason why I feel she changed her pword may differ from what many would think right now.

Beremx:
that's a normal husband and wife yabbing. Probably you haven't been using your Trunk well on her. Just try and increase the speed. She will testify this time around.

I dey tear am proper oo, anytime we nack, she must come sha nii and will say so many nasy things while splashing her cummm.

You sure say no be you first hurt her with your words, and she decides to hurt you back.

marakpa:


She has always been free with her phone cos she knows am a master hacker so anything phone even if she's doing anything wont surface there. But some few weeks ago after a quarrel, she changed her pword, changed my name from husband/hubby to my name. Confronted her about it, she said sebi i used to do it wayback, didnt lie...but after a day or two i normally change it back to wifey, even after the confrontation when she said why am i pained and all, that she will change it back, she still left it the same way. Thought the only major reason why I feel she changed her pword may differ from what many would think right now.

Hmmm
UK..
Care home
Changed .
Edited your Name.
This one no be "Trunk" true true.

Hope you no be the dependant sha?

I wish I could advise you brah.

Foodqueen:
You sure say no be you first hurt her with your words, and she decides to hurt you back.

one thing i sense is, it gets to her when talk about her weight comes up and shes not fat, just that the yansh dey overblow. But the conversation didnt directly indicate anything about her weight, i said ur not fat, just that your ass is adding weight from the junk, but still said i dont think its the junk, that its my trunk.

Franzese:


Hmmm
UK..
Care home
Changed .
Edited your Name.
This one no be "Trunk" true true.

Hope you no be the dependant sha?

I wish I could advise you brah.

After the changing, attimes if she wan make i do something for her for phone, she dey leave the phone with me. Yes i be dependent.

marakpa:


Ok so she works in a care home here in the UK, and she takes food from home to work when she does full day, so yesterday she didnt take any food, so when she got back her was like u didnt take any food bae, how did u go about it, she said sometimes she eats mashed potatoe made at work and some few junks, though because shes been complaining about adding weight, didnt want her to feel bad,so i said maybe thats why u have been complaining that you have been adding weight cos of the JUNKS, so i tried to rhyme my words by saying, i dont think its the JUNK thats adding your buttt weight, its from the JUNK from my TRUNK, while pointing to my penile position, next thing wey she go talk, is that one TRUNK. I was like yea na trunk wey dun give u two pikin.

I guess you both were in the mood of throwing banters. That's no comparison now. You suppose finish the talk with the right action to show say na trunk. Please, don't get bothered over this particularly if it was said the way you narrated it.

I have read some of your other comments. Abeg, no let stories wey you dey read fuel your insecurities use you hand scatter wetin you get ooo. Just be calm and everything will be fine.

marakpa:
Been married for 12 years, ups and downs, now to this ish of wife making stylish mockery of your manhood. Ever happened to you before? Before any1 judges, am average size oo, not near small at all, but u know some women, before u marry them u never know which of the previous EX carry pipe. I have something to say about what happened yesternight, want to know if its to fogerrit or sit her down and explain something to her.

i am sure she has given birth abi?

modified.

i see she has birthed 2. hmmmmmmm! it could be a joke but it could also be a confession.

But guy, you no for bring am here naw, you no know say as you don talk am now e no go easy to catch dese cheats?

marakpa:


one thing i sense is, it gets to her when talk about her weight comes up and shes not fat, just that the yansh dey overblow. But the conversation didnt directly indicate anything about her weight, i said ur not fat, just that your ass is adding weight from the junk, but still said i dont think its the junk, that its my trunk.

From your follow up explanation, it is not a big deal at all. You started the banter and she just flowed with it. So, leave it at that and let peace reign.

marakpa:


Romance wont allow new post from new . Ok so she works in a care home here in the UK, and she takes food from home to work when she does full day, so yesterday she didnt take any food, so when she got back her was like u didnt take any food bae, how did u go about it, she said sometimes she eats mashed potatoe made at work and some few junks, though because shes been complaining about adding weight, didnt want her to feel bad,so i said maybe thats why u have been complaining that you have been adding weight cos of the JUNKS, so i tried to rhyme my words by saying, i dont think its the JUNK thats adding your buttt weight, its from the JUNK from my TRUNK, while pointing to my penile position, next thing wey she go talk, is that one TRUNK. I was like yea na trunk wey dun give u two pikin.

Hahaha… E be like say na you first find trouble 😂

Stevenbright:


From your follow up explanation, it is not a big deal at all. You started the banter and she just flowed with it. So, leave it at that and let peace reign.

she doesnt have a problem when its ur bum is big, but ur body is big is where the problem is and i never mentioned that. as una dun talk sha i go bone...

marakpa:


she doesnt have a problem when its ur bum is big, but ur body is big is where the problem is and i never mentioned that. as una dun talk sha i go bone...

The word "weight" was probably what triggered her response. Most ladies don't like being described with that word.

My brother u get small dick. If u want see dick come north. Na we get extra extra large dick.

ObiaboAdoka:
My brother u get small dick. If u want see dick come north. Na we get extra extra large dick.

Amebo, who ask you.

cho, cho, cho

Show us your wife.

MrRichmond:


Amebo, who ask you.

cho, cho, cho

Abi your own small too?

Foodqueen:
You sure say no be you first hurt her with your words, and she decides to hurt you back.

This sounds more like it. You hit her in her sensitive spot and she retorted. It's probably just a storm in a teacup.

Whether she is joking, whether she just said it to hurt you, whether she is serious, whatever the reason, DON'T GIVE A FVCK!
Your body is your body, you don't need anyone's validation about your own body.
Your own is to enjoy yourself. Sex is to enjoy yourself, don't be fixated on pleasing her to the detriment of your own enjoyment.
Don't stake your ego, don't engage in the discussion about your own body organ. When she knows its a sore point for you, she will continue to hammer on it.

ObiaboAdoka:

Abi your own small too?

why are you so concerned about another man's size

are you gay?

Mom007:
Bro, leave your bruised pride aside, after 12yrs of marriage, your wife should have forgotten whatever size and sizes she has had in the past. Please check her phones and WhatsApp to make sure some stupid bustard from her past is not bothering her. It's your duty to safeguard your home and nip any foolishness in the bud before it becomes an evil tree in your lives o.