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It's not your mother that has the problem but the man you are calling your father. Lemme not insult him sha. 400k! WTF! He never still buy car? He even impregnated another person. Chai! I can bet my left ball that if your mum didn't tell you all these hidden things, you wouldn't have known.

Abeg follow your mum out of the country o. Before that man infect you with stupidity. I can see that you are already being infected.

Your dad is the typical calm and irresponsible type (no insult intended).

You better follow the woman that has your interest at heart and leave that man wey only sabi to dey drink palm wine and oghoghoro. Na truth I dey tell you. Who even knows how many children the man already has apart from you.

For your mind you think say you're the only child. Hehehehehe Your popsy na typical guy man bro. Forget him and move on with your mum.

Stop thinking about their fight. Just make sure say your mama dey calm and happy. The old man can take care of himself with his babes, oghoghoro and over 400k monthly salary as an engineer.

The boyfriend wey be original boobs man go be like

Girl: But I just sent you pictures of my breasts.

Boyfriend:

When you send your online boyfriend pictures of your breasts for the first time, nigga go be like

The face your boyfriend makes when he puts his hand inside your heavily padded bras after one year of no sex and romance relationship.

missjane:
OP I wish I had a father like yours. You are blessed. I would give anything to be in your shoes. My father is a deeply occultic man and you can imagine the state of affairs in my family. I have prayed tirelessly for his repentance but it seems it's nothing is happening.. Pls every day u kneel to pray, thank God first that you have a father who is going to any lenght to make sure you make Heaven n bond with Jesus whether he is going about it the right way or not.

Occultic man?

Abeg, I need accurate match scores for bet9ja.

Abeg, your papa occultic to that level?

Congratulations!

Now you are a man!

Done that for almost 10 years now. No regrets!

Joro? You again with your fake stories?

femo122:
[b]Hate & Envy[\b]

A graduate who murders English, is that one a graduate?

femo122:
My senior in secondary school said before I get to SSS 3 the world will end . I`am now a graduate now

You are now a graduate now? Which school did you graduate from so that I can advise my neighbours to avoid the school?

Divay22:
Ehn
So i won't have the chance to confess to my crush

I am here now (your crush). Oya start confessing let me see if you can impress me.

You didn't know before? These hoes ain't loyal at all! That's why I don't date. I just romance and finger them (I can't bless them with my awesome dick because the hoes ain't loyal at all!)

Bloody civilian. LWKMD

Ewu ataa my nigga igu na isi! LMAO

My people, what da fùcku.

Bloody civilian! Heheheheheheheheheheh

Make una lie with care o.

Na that big trash wey you yourself dey call music?

Abeg bring music back!

Nansense!

That's not a problem.

Just make sure you use condom.

Just wear eyeglasses and walk into a chemist and tell point at a condom pack and ask them to give you one. Drop money and walk away.

Say it boldly without any atom of timidity.

Nwodosis:
From your story which definitely will have behind the scene, I advice you pay her a visit and confirm if that child isn't yours my dear.

Wow! 5 years pregnancy? Wow!

Continue lying bro.

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Me go be like "That's really cool. I know you want to kiss me. Oya let's go inside."

O boy the knacking no go dull that night o. 3 days knacking on point. Hehehehehe

FortifiedCity:
So I think too.

When a lady is deflowered and she keeps fvcking the guy, after some fvcking time, her pussy will be as wide as the width of the dick of the guy who did the job.

But if she stops fvcking the dick and starts fvcking another dick size later, after some weeks, the pussy size go adjust to fit the new dick.

But if after one year of being with you and her pussy never comply with the size of your dick, then I can bet my phone that she's still fvcking another guy whose dick is thicker than your own.

By size here, I mean width, not length.

Since she's still in school, she's a suspect!

Or, she dey masturbate with bottle of gulder or fat cucumber

You have known her for a year now and her pussy still wide?

Do you need a seer to tell you that you are just one of the guys blasting her pussy?

My nigga, bang the babe on camera and send the video to ya mum. That's enough proof say you no be gay.

CaptainFM1:


Why not add Helipad or Runway with control tower to it.......

Hehehehehe Guy you dey craze well well. LWKMD

80 million will fantastically tidy up the main building (with great finishing like wall tiles, wallpapers, etc), the compound landscaping, the swimming pool (4.5m by 9m) and the fencing.

But I didn't include the boys' quarters and the gate keeper's post in my calculations.

PS: This is not a guess. I did actual calculations using overblown prices and overblown quantities of building material. If I use the exact prices, it WILL cost much less. I used overblown values because you need just an estimate and because my taste no be here

The cost of furnishings no dey in the 80m o.

I assumed that you have land already (2 plots or more). If you no get, you are on your own o.

For those screaming 150m, that amount will build you a massive 13 bedroom mansion with cinema and 3 swimming pools (one indoor swimming pool and 2 outdoor swimming pools) and furnish it with nice chairs and 55 inch televisions in each of the 3 sitting rooms, plus a 32 inch television in each of the 13 bedrooms, plus bed in each of the rooms, plus a 65 inch television in the cinema room.

I'm not guessing; the design and costing dey my table for here.

MrCork na wa for you o.

This is too extreme na. Abi you were born to be a troll?

And so? Dammy bought his own with stolen credit cards that were found on him! Yes, the police said so. Nigga wan transfer blames. Nansense! Na even private jet the asshole wan chop for free.

The court has not even ed judgement on the case sef

DrStealth:

Comman killer
Send your acc num asap

PM sent

DrStealth:


That's how poor men think

You're a rich man na. Oya gimme just $500

I guess all those things you typed there are what you wish would happen in 100 years' time.

Dude wake up and use your brain! The opposite is what will happen and even the animals in the bush know that!

sexybbstar:

Na So...Ama proud "aFUNja"

That's the spirit babe!

sexybbstar:
I like the girl not until i started seeing her tribalistic comments,writing afonja,skull mining and all those poo.Now that i know her irer,please try and change that tribalistic attitude of hers,she looks too innocent to be engaged in all that .

But that thing can sweet

AFONJA! AFONJA! AFONJA! Hehehehehehehehehehehe LWKMD

If you be yoruba and somebody call you afonja just reply with "Na my tribe be that" with a grin .

Afonja na just another name for yoruba on Nairaland.

I'm not a tribal bigot o. Just trying to help some folks to have fun on the head of their rivals/attackers

Instead of me to buy that thing, I go make my own phone.