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ifeajikap(m): 10:37am On Dec 19, 2022
Roboto11:


How many world cups has Ronaldo won?

Using this analogy,

I could say how many ucl has mbappe won?
Ballon d’ or?
World club cup?
Fifa world best?

I was comparing like for like, Athletico vs juve comes to mind.

Thanks.
ifeajikap(m): 10:02pm On Dec 18, 2022
The difference between ronaldo and Mbappe. Ronaldo would have scored his hat trick during the 90mins and the game would have ended 3-2

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ifeajikap(m): 7:40pm On Dec 18, 2022
So messi no shake mbappe

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ifeajikap(m): 5:45pm On Nov 30, 2022
ravensckar:
Tunisia dey do initial gra gra.

If Tunisia wins this match, I'll cut off my d*ck.

I mean it! cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don ready my knife
ifeajikap(m): 4:49pm On Oct 18, 2022
Financing of terrorism activities for the purpose of making profit very unethical

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ifeajikap(m): 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2022
post=116079429:
Arsenal and Manchester United : Thursday Night Football loading for the rest of the season.

Make una have fun as the Big Boys Play on Tuesday/Wednesday.

If u know, u know cool cool


Before nko.......
As you lay your bed, na so u go lie on top am!
Chikena!!

Tuesday and Wednesday is strictly for the BIG BOYS.

BLUES FOR LIFE






Must you choose vawulence?
ifeajikap(m): 1:21pm On Aug 26, 2022
Chai na here my team manchester united dy

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ifeajikap(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2022
Poor use of the word big
ifeajikap(m): 11:37am On Jul 16, 2022
If na by wetin you write the whole Nigeria for don resign

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ifeajikap(m): 5:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
Early signs of hard 4 years for ekiti people

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ifeajikap(m): 5:05pm On Jun 20, 2022
Spain and tax
ifeajikap(m): 9:52am On Jun 09, 2022
Lord pls give me canada

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ifeajikap(m): 5:10am On Aug 27, 2020
XX01:
Has anyone had issues with being granted exemptions? It's taking months for this simple process to be completed for me. Seems I might miss this August exam deadline as well
hi can I please dm you would love to get some info
ifeajikap(m): 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2020
r4blessing:


If you are going to be using the result for Immigration. Please don't accept the exemption, it won't be valid
is it possible to write b1, to b4 then apply for exemption
ifeajikap(m): 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2020
XX01:
Has anyone had issues with being granted exemptions? It's taking months for this simple process to be completed for me. Seems I might miss this August exam deadline as well
how did you apply
ifeajikap(m): 10:14am On Jul 29, 2020
Ladywinterfell:


Registration fee £77

Each paper £70*4

Even if you have ICAN and you read on CIMA website that you have exemptions, just imagine you didn't see it and write all the papers, if not Wes won't evaluate your certificate
can I talk to you
ifeajikap(m): 9:44am On Jul 29, 2020
Help pleas I wanna apply for exemption using ican but I need a cima address to send my transcript
ifeajikap(m): 8:38pm On Jul 22, 2020
Goal keita
ifeajikap(m): 1:49pm On May 25, 2020
That's not what they taught us in school
ifeajikap(m): 7:49am On Apr 19, 2020
Franzese:
CONTD

THE LAST CHAPTER

Lilian drove into my compound and then I led her quietly to my apartment. A decent 2 bedroom flat that I had decorated to my taste over the few years.

As I got to my flat I noticed all the lights were on. I usually put my lights off before leaving every morning so I started wondering what could be happening. It was when I tried using the Key that I observed that the door had been locked from inside. Damn! Not tonight.

The only person that could be inside was my long distance girlfriend that was serving (NYSC) at Brass Island in Bayelsa. She was the only person that had a spare key and she didn’t call to say she was coming so who could be inside. My heart was thumping fast. Lilian too was looking at me confused and wondering what was happening.

The long distance relationship I had with Halima had not been too forthcoming as she most times couldn’t come over to Abuja and the last she came was almost 6 months ago when she was enroute Bayelsa for NYSC orientation camp.
Why would Halima just show up without telling me. As I was thinking of my next move, the door flew open.

“ Ah Halima, when you did you come” was all I could muster.
“ I wanted to surprise you since next tomorrow is your birthday” she said glancing past me to look at Lilian with inquisitive eyes.
Lilian and I walked in, we all sat at the living room
By now the jack Daniels had cleared from my eyes and Lilian too was looking very sober. I put my two hand on my head to calm the sudden ache.

Halima had added one and two together so she left for one of the rooms and angrily slammed the door.
I glanced at Lilian and saw tears in her eyes.
“ I shouldn’t have come here Jay, I shouldn’t have” she said as the tears flowed freely down her cheeks..
I just sat where I was cos i didn’t know what to do or say. I had taken this whole thing too far. Now I had two women at my apartment at the same time. The night had taken a sudden u-turn and I was already blaming myself.

Lilian used the second room while I sat at the sitting room. I felt guilty. I had vowed never to bed a married woman and here I was sweating like a ram about to be slaughtered.
I couldn’t sleep throughout the night. I couldn’t even take the my eyes off both doors of the rooms either. I kept thinking Halima could come out to get the kitchen knife to stab me anytime.

Around 4.30am in the morning. Lilian came out of the first room. Without saying a word to me she opened the door and stepped out. It was still dark so I followed her to her car. I opened the gate and she drove out. I tip toed back to my apartment and sat at the sitting room waiting for Halima to wake up.

Halima opened the door around 6am and ed me in the sitting room.
“So this is what you’ve been doing all this while?” She asked looking directly at me.
“ I’m sorry Halima, it’s all my fault” I replied
She raised he hand and said.
“ Don’t worry Jay, it’s over”.
Apart from the distance issues we had, Halima had been a very good person to me all through our relationship.. At around 8am she left my apartment too.

I sat down on the floor in the parlour and reflected over the past few weeks. How I had gone on a careless and reckless spree with a married woman. It wasn’t worth it. I had lost a potential relationship that could have led to marriage. My conscience kept nudging me. I stood up and went to take my bath.

The following weeks at work came and went as usual with loads of work to do. I didn’t get a call from neither Lilian nor Halima. I didn’t expect to anyway as I already accepted my fate until one Saturday when my phone rang and the caller asked if I was Jayson. I said yes. He then told me someone requested to see me urgently at Gwarimpa general hospital.

Wondering if it could be any of my junior colleagues at work that fell ill, I rushed there to find out that it was Lilian.
She was looking really lean on the hospital bed that I was just shocked to see her in that state.

“ Lilian what happened?” I asked
Tears rolled down her cheeks and I just stood by her bed wondering what could have happened.

“I have been diagnosed with HIV Jay”.....she managed to say amidst tears in her eyes.
She went on to narrate how her husband had been having bisexual relationships and had ed the virus to her. She said the test showed that she had been positive for 11 months without knowing until the symptoms became apparent.

“11 months”, I asked again
She just nodded and looked away. I didn’t know when I started crying too.
I held her hands and told her everything will be fine. After a while, thee doctors came and told me my time with her was up so I stood to leave.
I left and on my way home I reminisced on my randy life style and made a decision never to indulge in this sexual excapades again.

Then I got home brought out my pen to put this piece together for someone out there to learn a lesson or two from.

Yours Truly

Jayson




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if she sucked you then there is a possibility she could have ed .....
ifeajikap(m): 6:50am On Mar 14, 2018
Bae jus woke up one morning and said she needs space
ifeajikap(m): 2:36pm On Jul 01, 2017
If eve hadn't eaten diz forbiden fruit and we were still naked and all that comes with not eating the forbiden fruit, would still have been one man one woman, or one man and the cobcubine
ifeajikap(m): 9:08pm On Dec 31, 2016
NiRfreak:
Was she like that when you started?
nop
ifeajikap(m): 9:58pm On Dec 18, 2016
torres89:

a statement that makes no meaning...
seems u failed English
not your fault
ok
ifeajikap(m): 9:19pm On Dec 18, 2016
torres89:
are u asking a question
did u see any question mark?
ifeajikap(m): 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2016
Paulscholari:
Seeking suicide right.. Don't do it. And if you do., its gonna be one less edioot in the community of fools.
hmmmmmmm if I was seeking suicide den yes
ifeajikap(m): 9:01pm On Dec 18, 2016
It is ur responsiblity to make her hair, feed her, change her wordrobe, buy her accessories nd still bleep her, and they were meant to be helpers
ifeajikap(m): 8:57pm On Dec 18, 2016
BlackDBagba:
Seeking what exactly? angry
re read de post
ifeajikap(m): 8:03pm On Dec 18, 2016
What pain can't hurt more than the pain of the heart, I doubt an accident by a trailer can hurt as much as that
ifeajikap(m): 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2016
TrapHedges:
Hahaha this thread deserves an Oscar
nd a babe

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ifeajikap(m): 12:27pm On Dec 18, 2016
So no asaba babe
ifeajikap(m): 8:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
Any asaba babe who wants to connect

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