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ochris03:


Lol guy pls grow up for once, Nollywood is enough for igbos bcus almost all the Nigeria films we watch is in igbo background, attires, village scenes, sound tracks, settings and screenplay so please dont say we need africa magic igbo. We dont worship pple like yorubas bcus if linda ikeji Psquare Don jazzy be yoruba una go d brag but we igbos no send dem oo wat eva u are is in ur pocket. If a rich man cooks of a village, there will eat and finish the food but if the whole village cooks for him to eat lol wat do you think will happen to him? Guy love igbo cus i love yoruba as u guys are d best in ITC in nigeria. One love guys

all the aforementioned ed together no get money reach Adenuga.. Who r dey??

sasquareT:


Seriously! Nawa oo haba...my brother grown-up and stop all this hatred comment, I be yoruba but this is uncalled-for. Little wonder the Igbo said we Yoruba are Igbophobia

sharapp a yoruba can never talk like dis.. We dont even say "my brother"

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jaymejate:


How many of you de the group already?

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Geofavor:

course and school?

all school all course

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oluwaseyiola:
08171917903

cant find ur number on whatsapp

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All of una real dad

iameugene:
All of us go the mall for some reason or the other and there isn’t a shortage of people there. Here are the types of people you see at malls.
(Sorry for posting it here, needs traffic)

1. The wanderers.. This set of people are also known as the strollers.. They never came for anything in particular they just wanna walk round the mall and when they are tired they leave.

2. The Teenagers.. Cos the coolest place to hang out for a group of teenagers is the mall. They’ll just be sitting around, chattering and making lots of unnecessary noise. This exercise is called practicing FREEDOM.

3. The Complainers: This are the set of people you overhear saying “oh my god, I can’t find anything here! The clothes here are so not me! They don't even have zanotii here, oh my God the air condition is not very cool" like they have something better than that somewhere else.


4. The Kleptomaniac: They’re predators. Don’t let their appearance deceive you. You could never think shoplifting could be exhilarating, some can even eat right there without paying, they just have to roll the pack somewhere


5. The Confused Fellows: Or first timers You’ve all seen them. They probably sent him to the mall to buy a list of stuff, but he can’t figure out where to find everything. He ends up spending 3 hours for a half an hour job. *Sigh*


6. The Window Shopper: There’s no harm in looking. Or so they think. What starts of as window shopping for the first few hours rapidly turns into a bank balance emptying activity. And if they do manage to window shop, it’s a success!


7. The Loud Family: Aah, the mall outings every Family takes once a month. Don’t you just love it when Shade and Chidi run around and end up causing the huge mall installation crash to the ground?


8.The Selfie/Picture takers: they are so busy clicking everything they do from trying that dress to eating the roll, from posing near a shop to buying the stuffs..everything has been documented!


9. The Love-Sick Couple: They go to every shop to try clothes. No they don’t have to buy anything. They just want more alone time and trial rooms work really well.
(Sorry for posting it here.. Need traffic)

10. The Creepy Guy in the Corner; We’ve all seen that guy with a creepy thin moustache just staring at everyone. He is the one usually following the love sick couple.

Feel free to add yours
Cc: Lalasticala

All of us go the mall for some reason or the other and there isn’t a shortage of people there. Here are the types of people you see at malls.


1. The wanderers.. This set of people are also known as the strollers.. They never came for anything in particular they just wanna walk round the mall and when they are tired they leave.

2. The Teenagers.. Cos the coolest place to hang out for a group of teenagers is the mall. They’ll just be sitting around, chattering and making lots of unnecessary noise. This exercise is called practicing FREEDOM.

3. The Complainers: This are the set of people you overhear saying “oh my god, I can’t find anything here! The clothes here are so not me! They don't even have zanotii here, oh my God the air condition is not very cool" like they have something better than that somewhere else.


4. The Kleptomaniac: They’re predators. Don’t let their appearance deceive you. You could never think shoplifting could be exhilarating, some can even eat right there without paying, they just have to roll the pack somewhere


5. The Confused Fellows: Or first timers You’ve all seen them. They probably sent him to the mall to buy a list of stuff, but he can’t figure out where to find everything. He ends up spending 3 hours for a half an hour job. *Sigh*


6. The Window Shopper: There’s no harm in looking. Or so they think. What starts of as window shopping for the first few hours rapidly turns into a bank balance emptying activity. And if they do manage to window shop, it’s a success!


7. The Loud Family: Aah, the mall outings every Family takes once a month. Don’t you just love it when Shade and Chidi run around and end up causing the huge mall installation crash to the ground?


8.The Selfie/Picture takers: they are so busy clicking everything they do from trying that dress to eating the roll, from posing near a shop to buying the stuffs..everything has been documented!


9. The Love-Sick Couple: They go to every shop to try clothes. No they don’t have to buy anything. They just want more alone time and trial rooms work really well.


10. The Creepy Guy in the Corner; We’ve all seen that guy with a creepy thin moustache just staring at everyone. He is the one usually following the love sick couple.

Feel free to add yours
Cc: Lalasticala, Fynestboi

kendoh2:
I have been dating this girl for the past 4years, she later gained ission in to the University. I kept faith with her because I felt she is worth it. Her days in school, I realized her interest in talking to me kept dropping, inasmuch as I assisted her financialy, I really didn't care about the attitude until I travel to her school and invited her to the hotel I lodged, surprisingly she refuse to see me. I came back.
Funny enough I have not had sex with her because I believed in our future.
Recently she just came back from school and we went outing and I asked her if she had a guy in school, she itted, yes. My entire system changed. I asked for sex she still refused me, then it became clearer to me that I mean nothing to her. I transport her to Lagos from school and even trying to buy her phone but my mind is made up on her.
Is there any remedy you guys can put up for me on her?

one advice.. Invite her sumwhere rape her nd kill her

Land for sale

When President Buhari just got elected as the Nigeria president elect, we were having uninterrupted power supply, if it's going to be interrupted its going to be once in a week.
Our freezer hadly get so not blocked and the intems inside it.
But recently we don't really have power supply like before im not sure if we are the only one experiencing this, though i see comments here on Nairaland about the stand by power supply and i wanna see your views now. Please are people still having uninterrupted power supply like before??

The picture got me laughing

Well i can do this to any girl/woman apart from the ones ive relationships with

Hello chris, ive got stretch marks on my back, how do i get rid of this?

Wtf the tweets shows nothing about any beef this op is sick

Goldrushnigeria:
op

utenwuson:
maybe! jst maybe u re d one asking cute dude out! cos I knw most fine boys re extremely shy n smtyms don't even av gurlfrn! my best frn is totally cute as in, he s too handsome. during our university days babes keep starring @ him like their gonna eat him but d guy was too shy to ask any lady out! d only bae he dated was tru me!

see dis guy

Trust me bieng handsome is cool there was a tym in school i needed water and i was dehydrated n i saw i gal i dunno she almost entered a shop i told her i need bootled water and she bought it

And several occasions like that

QatarPlayboy:
The best tread ever created on nairaland.

The best story hv ever read.

ohhh,..i feel like crying right nw, this story is really touching.

This is one of the main reason why i personally abortion to be legalise. if the op mum had aborted him while she was pregnant, a nuisance wudnt hv been roaming nairaland with madness nd a meaningless and wasted existence/living.

shuu wat i do.. Was I one that told your father to inform you about the incident that happened before they begot you.. Or was i the one that sold the condom that burst that they tried to use to stop you from coming.. See what you've started now i see why dey bought d condom, i dont blame you, I blame that stup!d condom dat leaked..

Born By Mistake #Bbm

One day a boy closed from school and he saw a cat lying by the street side as if it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it is still alive. He touched the first time and there was no response. He then touched the cat again for the second time and still there was no response.. He continued touching, touching, touching and touching..... Like I said earlier, this is a touching story. Thank you For reading

Brb lemme tell shekau