NewStats: 3,264,647 , 8,184,327 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:40 PM 586k1v

emmyluizzz:
Your boss gave you 150,000,000 cash to deposit in his bank . Along the way you received a call that he just died and is only you and your boss that knows about the money...what will you do

Na to go do Thanksgiving for church on Sunday na ... Just kidding ...

It's really tempting to keep such money

Xpress24:
I created a post sometime last week about a working LG g6 motherboard, a guy by the name Ademiniyi ed me that he has one for sale, we negotiated at 10k.i hesitated because I wasn't not just comfortable with the deal because of distance. He claimed he is at adamawa while I reside in Lagos.
To give him the benefit of doubt I chatted him up yesterday we agreed on sending him 3k first, for waybill n would balance him when it is delivered. He promised to deliver it latest today. I called him this evening to confirm from him, he picked up, immediately I told I am the one he he didn't say anything he.
In a nut shell he has blocked my number.
This is his fone number and details.
Ademiniyi
0903 190 2212

2183147729
Lateef niyi fatai
UBA
If una hear say somebody die untop 3k
Make una no surprise.

Bro, u don lose guard that's why u lost money ... its an old trick all those scammers use na ...

Anyway, good luck on recovering your money ...

Anybody wey wan sell anything and we can't see face to face on my own , i am not buying

wisemaster:


Try again now. I believe it has been blocked. This appears very recently because i have been using it too before now

I used it again and it works ... Another website ...

China China ... Well done o ... This won't make Taiwan succumb to your demands

ersonleads:
Please can someone help me on how I can go about traveling with my soon to be wedded wife Abroad. One of us will be schooling & working. The other will be working. Presently working on the funds.

How can it be possible & what country will be easier to on my intentions. Please I need your help because dis country done tire me

Bro, make life easy for yourself by going first ... then come back and pick her ...

Apart from expenses for 2, I am always against this concept of shipping abroad someone you've not married .... few of such cases end well ...

U might be lucky if works out well for both of you to go but u go dey stressed ehn, you won't ever forget ...

princeemmma:
Jibril and illegal immigrant in Valencia, Spain returned an envelop with €4,250 he found in the street, after they ask him for his papers, it was discovered that he didn't have a residence card showing that he was legally staying in Spain, so he was deported

See tweet below

He is a big moo moo ... instead of lying low with the money for some weeks ... if no one open eye on top the matter, make he just try use part of the money to buy papers or send am to his naija akant small small then plan proper paper work ... e foolishly go return am ...

INTELLECTACADEM:
Good evening, sir. My name is Seun (pseudonym), a student of medicine and surgery in one of Nigerian federal universities. At the moment, I'm very confused about what to do... There is a lady I met back then in late 2017. She was very young & innocent (a virgin) likewise myself....She was 17 & I was 20.
She came from another state for ijmb in my state. We started dating, and along the line I got to know her better... I deflowered her... and she was everything to me throughout the course of the relationship. Let me add this, I'm from a struggling single Mum. I was the one that advised her against the ijmb programme she was enrolling for considering her level academically....her Mum is an irresponsible young woman in her 40s (I have to use this description for you to get a clear picture) she's staying alone having given birth to 5 children with three different fathers and still more are.. My gf in question is the first born. In the beginning of the relationship, she told me everything about her family specifically her Mum and how she wouldn't want to be like her. She (my gf) has been the one taking key decisions in her life. Again, she was everything to me throughout the course of the relationship.. In fact, she was among the key people.. No, she was the key person that ed my dream and made my being in the journey (medical school) a reality as I was studying a course already before I started combining both school stuff + JAMB prep. Mind you, she was progressing academically as well, even though she was yet to get her dream course 'nursing'. Fast forward 2022, strike was announced and I had to come down to Lagos to stay with an uncle through whom I got a teaching job as I don't ever like being idle and more so, money would be accumulated as well and the strike will not be a waste. Note, the job came with an accommodation. Immediately I noticed how comfortable the job is,I invited her over since the school needed a female staff member. The first day she assumed the job, there's this male staff member she noticed.. And immediately we saw after work that day, she asked who he was,what he teaches..& I cannot forget her telling me the guy has 'pointed noise & all one's kids would have pointed noses if one should give birth for him' (that was when Satan started taking over..) Despite her description I didn't get the exact picture of the staff member she was talking about because being there for about two weeks ahead of her,I didn't even notice this...the 2nd day, I confirmed this and told her the name of the guy. Please note,she had been 100% faithful throughout the course of the relationship. Now, the fear of her taking after her Mum (promiscuity) started rising again, because that has always been my fear and that of my Mum since she knew her (just as a friend to me). With this fear and doubts that are now re-awokened in me, I decided to drop her for a lady I felt we'd be good together (also a staff member)...she cried,begged, called her mum to beg...even told her grandma that I had never met to beg when I broke up. It got to a point, she called my Mum that didn't know we were in a relationship. At some points,she became violent... She would enter my room (my accommodation), take & destroy my things,go to the new lady, tell her to do away with me...mind you, at the first instance, she went to the lady, told her how we've been together for over 4 years, and asked her to beg me for her. Within a week or two, the other guy (pointed nose) came into the picture, he asked her out... And not up to a month the heartbreak occurred, they had sex & they've been doing since (she tells me everything that happens each time) NOW,the issue is, she knows this guy in question is a play boy and he's up to nothing than to Bleep her for the time being and drop her. I am also afraid of taking her back as she has now had sex with someone else coupled with the fact that she became violent when the issue was still hot and she displayed all what I never knew her with (breaking my sim cards, spoiling my phone) she was violent! Now, I'm scared, I don't want the guy to ruin her life and at the same time I'm having this guilty conscience each time I how helpful she was when I needed her...her hard-earned 2k sometimes came at the right time when I needed it....she would rather give me money than her Mum believing I would be there for her when everything is fine. But, she showed some unprecedented violent acts when the issue was fresh and she has had sex with someone else... What do I do,nairalanders. Please note, I've not had anything sexual with the new lady.. The relationship has been platonic.

Stop being emotionally stewpid bro ... Free the girl ... Let her go or she will eventually ruin your life and career ...

Anything that has to do with a violent lady, I keep 500miles away. Imagine if she go break your office laptop worth millions and you're a creative person?

ccjoe:



I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.

I was almost asking if you accidentally fell on a pu.ss...y.. then read that you've been doing it regularly without condoms.

Guy, man up ... this isn't a mistake and pls don't abort.

And if you try to abort, may the pregnancy refuse to come down ....

My friend go and start buying up baby stuffs in preparation for the birth.

Baba, you're doing a good work!

Keep ejacu.latin.g and philandering with those girls!

Infact, add 2 more to make it 5 ... a perfect number ...

By the time dem drain the lil fluid of energy for your body and u can't move a limb, u go understand say somethings are better left untouched

Better run for your dear precious life and money!

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wisemaster:
Hello guys, I noticed the GTBank Naira card gets declined whenever i attempt using it on international websites recently. (Usd payment). Yet withing the $20 limit.

Is it just me or does anyone have this same experience. Thanks

I still used mine last week to purchase online (upwork.com) and the transaction went through without blinking.

So, what could be wrong with your card?

Kobicove:


Lagos is largely secure and safe... don't start causing unnecessary panic!

Says otunba of lagos security affairs

When one of my friends colleague was kidnapped right in her shop ... the shop was built into the fence of their residence ooo ...

This happened last week in Epe area ... na alhaja sef ...

There is need to caution anyone whos stepping into the country to be careful

KnowAll:
Flew into d country was going around in IKeja in d Night was just dark no street lights nothing. I thought Ambode did all these things when he was there . This is a disgrace to both Sanyaolu and his pricinple BAT whose running for d Presidency.

At least when APC brags about Lagos they should at least light up d city even if it is with generator.

Can u imagine coming from a world class city only to enter a dark dingy city, u would feel very uncomfortable.

Sanyaolu should do d needful.

Bro, national grid has collapsed since how many weeks or months ago?

Naija is something else ...

Just watch where u go cos apart from this electricity issh, the insecurity is something else

GreatAchiever1:



Yeah, it will make sense, but most times I do their sunday plan 1.25gb for 200 naira

Ohh that's also cool but their network sometimes go down and your data gets locked up and wasted.

GreatAchiever1:



With this football plan, theres no need for one to wake up in the middle of the night to do night plan(except if one na nightcrawler), this can run your s.
E make sense, I go like run am, but I no see am on time.

Yeah ... I just hope they keep the plan open for some weeks instead of doing night ...

I don suggest making the 9t 11pm to 6am like mtn but no show yet

Lamanii22:
Do people still use glo?

I use their night plan back to back cos 100 for 1gb gas 5 days validity and you can subscribe many times in 1 night.

The network is good in my area.

fredie107:
4gig 500
10gig 1k

Can only subscribe between 12:30pm and 7:30pm.
1 day validity (7hours)

Stream football for all you want.

It's 24hours validity from when u subscribe ...

The 12.30 to 7.30pm is the period you're allowed to subscribe but irrespective of when u subscribe, the plan has 24 hours validity ...

I asked the customer care via chat.

Unless you're in an area where you're getting like 15mbps upwards, e no pay

cosmos2000:



That's a brilliant ideal, but how will I get producers, will I be going to studio to studio or attending shows, I
Stay at Dopemu. Please help, if you have ideal

Start with your church fellas na ...

Let people know on your whatsapp, church, street that you're a good pianist and can work in a studio ... if you have a keyboard, do some few seconds show off ... or do some simple lil beats using FL Studio and had pix ... use as status ... Add "Available for collaborations" etc

Sha let people know what you do bro! That's how to make money o

cosmos2000:
Hello My Number 1 online forum, rather family. Hope you guys are doing great well as for me,I am kinda stranded because I am planning of quiting this my 18k-teaching job and pursue two things together.

Guys we all know how the situation of this country is, I have finally decided to buy my first online course at udemy, not fully for the purpose of their course rather their reputation and certificate will help me as an Web developer and Graphics Designer. And at the same time I'm going to start learning Laptop repairs at ikeja. Since my boss agreed to leave me by 5 pm, I thought (still a thought) I will be able to merge both together. The course is 65 hours, that's 2days and some hours, of course I can't finish it... I will be learning it Gradually.

Please what do you guys think, I really need to upgrade this year. As for feeding, I still leave with my parents and they sponsor my feeding, moreover I gave my mum 10k for this laptop learning and 10k for feeding, she should know how she will managed it for 3months of learning it.

Sounds like a good plan.

While learning, i'll advice u still hold on to something to give you constant income for some couple of months cos even after learning, jobs won't just come flying in just like that.

If you can get the udemy course via backdoor, please do and save the money for something else.

Learn as many things as possible cos one source of income can be risky in Nigeria of today bayi.

Did you say you're a pianist? How good are you? If you're fairly good, then team up with some producers so you could do assistant producer or standby pianist for their sessions so you could make some money as well.

Its really not easy in this country. May God help us all!

Joseph1505:
Don't get me wrong but I just want to create awareness for those that are already lamenting about dollar rising to 700 Naira.

It's a thing of joy for those who are paid in dollars this moment and it is also a thing of sorrow for those who earn in Naira.

Just like me I earn in upwork and get paid in dollars so if I am to withdraw my $1050 now I will be getting up to 700,000 Naira in a month as a Copywriter on Upwork.

So please me and celebrate. If you also want to know how to do it, I could help some few persons.

That is if you withdraw in dollars ... Cos if upwork send am to your naira akant, that $1050 won't be more than 420k naira

emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God

Congratulations bro! Greater heights ahead!

seunny4lif:

Abeg make we still talk about next year election
Who you dey vote for? I wish Nigeria can break up without a fight.
Things are too expensive

At bolded: the northern fellas will never ever ever allow that ...

kindlyheart:


thanks.... l saw one few days ago and they are asking for 400k+.. e no cost?

That price is decent but u should still price it cos some equivalent with same specs like Lenovo might be cheaper but sha, do your research and don't ever buy online....

hugelyendowed:
This has been on my cousin's body since December last year. It scratches him. It's located on his ribs/stomach region.

Initially they felt it's traditional stuff but after series of treatments with herbal and traditional procedures, no show.

He had to go to hospital and Even did blood culture. Yet it still scratches him and has refused to go.

Please any reasonable contributions on how to cure this permanently will be appreciated. Thanks. He will be reading.

Note: The two Labs he did at a hospital and at a lab centre all show that he is HIV Negative. So that one is ruled out totally. He is not even promiscuous.

Allergy is another suspect. He doesn't even rub creams.

Could be Scabies

AcuraZDX:
Help! Something is growing out of my sister’s mouth. She feels pain, hotness and headache.

Please could this be cancer or just an ordinary inflammation?

Strong antibiotics like augmentin would fix it ...

Do not go to abokis o or risk catching hiv.

It's uvulities ...

Or better still, go to a hospital where dem Sabi wetin dem dey do

Lalasmokelala:
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Bro, nice concept but the interface is ugly ..
Go and fix thst before promoting it upandan... I've ed there and seen it all

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,
I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee,
I had to create another because of this issue,
met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.
now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.


lalasticlala
seun

I think she probably doesn't get wet or you're "mr knock-knock, who's that? come in" .... Take time to relax with her and lets see if that works .... u could even ask her if she's wet enough u know, before ....

dawnomike:
I still believe there was never an agreement...

And that's the honest truth ...

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the ading room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Talk sense into that your wife's head and send her mother back to her husband's house! Period!

How can u just come and start dictating to me what i do in my own house?

Bro, if u allow this, then great things she will dictate to u via your wife!

Na so mumuism take start! No be everything be juju!

Send your MIL packing!

Its either she learn to maintain her lane or get the 'f' out!

Hosquire:
Please let me know your thoughts

It depends on ...

I'm not sure 5 mil can get u there on study visa o

Topccy007z:
Hello Nairalanders, please can any one tell when exactly the transmission fluid in cars are due for change. Mine has lasted for 18 months already but the transmission still runs smoothly. I majorly do local runnings. Just few short trips.

Its quite easy.

Get a clean white piece of paper, put a drop or 2 on it.

If its still bright pink, its still ok but if its brownish and smells burnt, replace immediately!

Ensure u get the recommended gear oil o!

surebona:
Ok, our relationship was not that serious because I was still bringing up my ex into conversation so she found someone that was willing to marry her, she got married and few weeks later she chatted me up that her man is not capable of getting her pregnant due to complications and that she want me to please help out, that the man agreed to her getting satisfaction outside..

Me confuse o.
Abeg which kind wahala b this one and I no even know weten I wan cap dis bani like dis o.

Baba, free the babe!

Sperm banks dey there if na child she dey find cos these stuffs always backfire later!

Meanwhile, your eye sef no comot for the kpekus .... abi u wan lie?