NewStats: 3,263,591 , 8,180,676 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 05:22 PM 5h1d5n

Imagine say Nigerian politicians today decided not to steal any public funds anymore and surrender the once they have stolen for decades home and abroad…

Give Nigeria 3years! and Nigeria.. u no go know which one make sense

Tradepunter2:


She's actually a remix hahaha 😂.... A Caribbean white mixed dad and a Scottish naija mixed mum... Omo my kids really win lottery 😂😂😂😂..... She's sabi cook correct soup.... In fact anytime after my work travels she always prepares nice vegetable soup.... Na why I love the woman like mad... 8 years and counting she does consistently 😊😊😊

Una for get many niaja shops for Yankee... Unlike we when dy order naija foodstuffs from online vendors for swiss

We have large population of Nigerians in the States so couple of 🇳🇬 stores are here to help us have that home taste! My partner na white and kid is half.. she can’t really cook any African dishes apart from making stew and regular soup oh.. my kid don’t even like peppers.. so na only me they run my Eba and poundo oh… unlesss my elder sister come visiting from Newyork or my mum arrive to visit for holidays

Tradepunter2:
Nigerians dy insult Nigerians japing.... But truth be told I have never skipped a meal for here.... I have my toast with egg and coffee... Also with my wife and kids have their cereals before going to school..... During lunch normally so sandwich or pasta from cafeteria or grab McDonald's meal.... Get home dinner is ready

Are you married to a white women?

Cus here in America.. morning coffee first, cereals for breakfast! I work from home… lunch better Eba or poundo yam with vegetables soup or Egusi! Dinner Rice and stew or spaghetti jollof… I eat out too sometimes if the weather is not too cold.. I drive to go buy some pack… or I just order online but generally all my foodstuffs are Nigerian African food ..

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

Bro as a Christian, I’m not saying you should do bad thing atall… but if you abstained from sex for that long and you are obviously not looking to sex any strange ladies… pls try and mastubate… even if now once a while… you are not committing sin but you are staying healthy… an average man is expected to release atleast 15 times a months… all this u are seeing is a warning from ur body! Find a stable gf or help yourself once a month!

God bless

Nigerians are not in crisis

He just be like say make one homeless guy with 4/4 Pako … con Dey sleep for ur generator house and all you can say is that “we the residents are in crisis “ why can’t you find ur guys for street and find better koboko or Oriamo cord and wipe the homeless guy to leave your space!

When Nigerian gov and Nigerians are ready! You will chase this people out of ur community…

Learn from Trump!

TOPCRUISE:

Jonathan: Nigerians be patient with me.

I hope Seyi Tinubu in his time won’t say the same

Officialmrt:


No try am....Jackie na master for jet side oooo
Even donnie yen sef regard jackie

Dey play! You think Jet Li need Ogogoro to fight? Baba fit give u hooking for neck make u dere go 😂😂😂 Jet lo doesn’t forgive oh…

7arrows:


The same light u waited for in Buhari's APC regime. Keep waiting ooooo. I hope ur waiting is not in vain. As for me I can bet everything I have that this APC tinubu regime will only get worse. MARK MY WORDS.

Question is? Una get choice? No! This dude will still win second term as things Dey go so

Jandminded:


Nigerians from other cities definitely came there, that's one of the ways to feel at home once in a while.

Doesn’t change the fact that we have over 400k Nigerians living in the UK

Let him finish first

Me I still believe the light at the end of the tunnel APC people hav been talking about for 2 years

vybzkartel:


I requested for my crush's photo on Whatsapp, she said okay but for 3 days now she hasn't sent it.

However, she has been posting her new videos and pictures on Whatsapp status since then.

I asked about my request and she replied with "I am sorry, dear"

And she answers all my questions.

Does that mean she doesn't like me in a relationship way?

Walk away bro! That moment you have been wasting and waiting for her to respond! You would have utilized it to talk to others girls!

If you talk to 5 random girls everyday for 2weeks! You will find someone who is going to hold u and won’t let u go… trust me

This is 2025! Don’t wait for any one

LordFriar:
Lol .. despite all deliberate attempts by me to break my curse of virginity, I suspect I'll definitely die a virgin.

Bro, all these girls are so bloody difficult. If you're getting pussy, I hail thee

My fellow incels where y'all at? Have any incels experiences to share?

All you need is confidence and not too much money! I used to be very scared when I was young to approach a lady! At some point, I would choose to have a face to face confrontation with a dragon than have a conversation with ladies because I was always shaking to talk to them! Talkless of asking for sex!


But today! I can message any of my ladies friends! Not even the one of dating! And tell her wit full confidence! Babe… I’m kinda lonely and I need ur sexual attention!!

For her to get upset! She go just Dey laugh because she saw the way u said it and she dint trace any sign of fear or shaking!! Girl loves confidence man! Doesn’t mean they will approve ur request but ladies respect a confident man!!!


So bro! Learn the master of confidence! That’s all u need

Sirchiboy:
There's nothing like unconditional love.
Nobody can love you unconditionally, not even your Parents.

Your parents can love you unconditionally unless you prove to them that you don’t want their love or they lost trust in you!

The next person that can love you unconditionally are you kids! There is this feelings like his my father, she’s my mother! That feeling is very strong! So the love is constant

I believe Girlfriend or Wife love is conditional and are limited! Cus why will a gf stop loving ur or giving u pressure because your are finically unstable

I still believe Jet Li is a better fighter than Jackie Chan

Don’t listen to any bloggers

If you watch the Unity cup in Brentford ! You will see how Nigeria took over 80% population of the stadium and that’s just 14k Nigerians population in one city! Oya image the rest of the UK! If the UK was so bad! Nigeria will drive out the UK in mass! No allow anyone to lie o you!

If you have ur funds! Pls pls go and get urself a good life in the UK

But don’t sell family house oh!!

Ire oh 🙌

Notice when you’re overthinking.
Limit thinking time.
Focus on what you can control.

Because he was a man after Gods heart

zendi:
Obasanjo: I am not a miracle worker.

He wasn’t that bad

Awoleesu:

=10 years of fruitless patience.

No sign of hopee

Buhari: Nigerians, be patient with me
Tinubu: Nigerians be patient with me

Nna2025:

Dear Nairalanders,

My company asked a couple of us to resign, services no longer required. I was paid a little above 10M and I will be venturing into lending. Microlending. Please say your prayers for me and wish me well. I will appreciate all you prayers and encouragement too...

Thank You and Regards,

Great idea but you might later be disappointed bro… Few of Nigerians love to borrrow but don’t like to return or pay back… sha marry police and the military if you want to recovery ur funds at the appropriate time!

Goodluck

Import dependent country 🙄

2027 election hustle don start like play like play…

Sign of working country

Food is cheap

Christ! May God keep us safe

Probably exhaustion…

Abroad sweet but no rest for you! Work, work and work! Unless you are retired and your pension they entree steady with good solid bank s

May God rest her soul

With Airforce one?

biaframaster200:


It is not a sign of a good leader at all to compare the youth minister to a VDM who is completely uninformed and keeps breaking the law and acting foolishly. The fact that he wore a police uniform is a terrible example.

Those young leaders we knew back then were smart and talented.

Enjoy your VDM while it lasts, though.

I’m not comparing VDM with the current Minister of Youth

Question is…what has the minister done so far for the youth so far!

In the whole circle of the ministers in Tinubu cabinets.. Minister of youth should be the one that makes the news everyday by making sure his always active for the youth complains in of unemployment, security and social welfare

Omo serious allegation

As a Nigerian

Like if you believe
Share if you don’t believe

Sharpsharp00123:
that noisemaker

What has past gentlemaker minister done so far for the youth