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There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

i kind of like no. 4 anyway...,.

All those times wey person don mistakenly hit head for wall.....no fuss, na calorie u dey burn

Havilah93: There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

A bottle of coke will probably make nonsense of all this.

Garbage Garbage

Nonsense! I rather run from Ojuelegba to Mile 2 to burn calories.imagine hitting my head on the wall to burn calories.mtscheeeew!Oyibo people don kolo!

Then i don't need to exercise at all. Hmmm, My gym subscription!

how do i confirm #3?


twenty-seventh to comment, yippppppeeeeee















sent from my nokia asa phone while sipping cranberry juice and ogling #lalaosky

must It be in d shower



Must it be on a Mat



And which mumu go carry e head dey use ​A♏ knack walL say because e wan burn cLιtoris caLories



Its still nice dou

Exercise remains one of the surest way to burn calories. . .i don waka!

mollytinrox: how do i confirm #3?


second to comment, yippppppeeeeee















sent from my nokia asa phone while sipping cranberry juice and ogling #lalaosky

KilLing u wilL burn a Lot of CaLories

d!z iz b!zzare buLLsh!T.

Nna na wa o!

Ok na! How about this Boiling the water! Turning it (burns more)! Sitting down to eat it nko? Especially if its still very hot! All that's sweating no be calorie pesin dey burn? My people know what am talking about **walks away**

stagger:

A bottle of coke will probably make nonsense of all this.

Exactly!

For those concerned about calories and their weight, a change in your diet is the key!

Havilah93: There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

can you imagin

Oyinbo things no dey work 4 africa man coz no be same food we dey chop.









Sent from my SUV while in traffic around Ojuelegba.

@poster, where the heck did u get this garbage from? if normal people burn 2400 calories a day.. everybody should be a working skeleton then ... when most people find it difficult to eat 1500 calories a day .. except those with super appetite that eat more than 3000 calories a day

Real nice. But u failed to mention,
1) Jumping in front of a moving train, burns so much calorie.
2) Doing muslim style prayer in the middle of a very busy express way, burns alotta calorie.
3) Strolling into a vicious lions cage, burns alotta calorie.
4) Clinging to a planes landing gear while its in flight, can help burn 150 calories.
5) Jumping into a snake infested pit, can help burn 200 calories, if not all.
6) Sha*ggi*ng a female crocodile, burns the entire calorie.
7) Spending a week in Boko Haram infested states, burns 200 calories.
Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.
9) Swimming in a shark infested ocean, burns 170 calories.
10) Bathing in a leech infested pond or stream, burn 180 calories and counting.
Will be right back after this commercial break!

mollytinrox: how do i confirm #3?


twenty-seventh to comment, yippppppeeeeee















sent from my nokia asa phone while sipping cranberry juice and ogling #lalaosky

me sef dont know o.. Bt we fit xperiment am sha., inbox me

Red-Light:
@poster, where the heck did u get this garbage from? if normal people burn 2400 calories a day.. everybody should be a working skeleton then ... when most people find it difficult to eat 1500 calories a day .. except those with super appetite that eat more than 3000 calories a day

ASK AM O. I TIRE!

Useless trend.

Havilah93:
1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

I must date my choir mistress to achieve this

Red-Light:
@poster, where the heck did u get this garbage from? if normal people burn 2400 calories a day.. everybody should be a working skeleton then ... when most people find it difficult to eat 1500 calories a day .. except those with super appetite that eat more than 3000 calories a day

All mentioned could not be achieved in a day.

jst gulp a litre of hypo, and u need not bother about burnin calories

AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF pcm AND FRIED YAM FROM MAMA KELECHI IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR

4. Banging your head against
a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.
@ ops ya fada!

Dancing Azonto/Akpako...will burn 160 Calories,
Watching Barca vs R-Madrid...will burn 1000 Calories
What more....?

dopeJemi:


KilLing u wilL burn a Lot of CaLories

Hahahahahahhahahaha. 20 calories don go like this oh!! Bring it on.

You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

So, I just lost 600 calories over the weekend. Here I am, thinking of adding weight.

vanstanzy: Real nice. But u failed to mention,
1) Jumping in front of a moving train, burns so much calorie.
2) Doing muslim style prayer in the middle of a very busy express way, burns alotta calorie.
3) Strolling into a vicious lions cage, burns alotta calorie.
4) Clinging to a planes landing gear while its in flight, can help burn 150 calories.
5) Jumping into a snake infested pit, can help burn 200 calories, if not all.
6) Shagging a female crocodile, burns the entire calorie.
7) Spending a week in Boko Haram infested states, burns 200 calories.
Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.
9) Swimming in a shark infested ocean, burns 170 calories.
10) Bathing in a leech infested pond or stream, burn 180 calories and counting.
Will be right back after this commercial break!

LALAOSKY




Na u be dat?