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When you get to heaven, what is the first question you wil ask God?

tobechi74: what is the first question you wil ask God?

Why did you allow my mum to destroy so much?

How did u come to be?

I would rather start with thanks giving that I made it. Why wouldn't I? When I see how most Nairalanders that claim to be atheists reason, I have a cause to thank God for killing all my doubts in the first place and allowing me to enjoy Him beyond the storms of ion/unbelief.

I believe the answers to most of my questions will be clearly known to me without asking. Yes- the Bible says that it is in this life that we see in parts, but when the perfect comes the imperfect would go away.(1Corinthians 13:9-10)

Have you ever wondered why the Richman recognized Abraham without a formal introduction even though Abraham lived and died many years before he was born?(Luke 16:24)

^ d rich man recognised laz cos already d two souls knew each other. By the way, u don't know everything when u leave this plane, if it be necessary for you to be sent to a church here to get some knowledge u 'll be sent. Meanwhile some souls dt has ed on still go to church when there is need...

I wil thank him for been merciful and makin me see heavin despite my sin.

Then i wil ask him why he created mosquito

Dear Christian God. . . . .Who created you too stewpid to think. . . .?

mumumugu: I wil thank him for been merciful and makin me see heavin despite my sin.

Then i wil ask him why he created mosquito

@Op: depends on what god I meet there...

to Yahweh:
y so brutal and evil in the OT?
did you repent, or did Your Son decide to take his dad's anger for us?
what happened to Satan? Y didnt you stop him from getting to Eve?
Boko Haram kept bombing your worship place even on your son's birthday.. Why did you let that happen? A test?
Have you ever ed a test?

@Allah: First off, permit me to ask you some questions.. Some dolts on earth did some terrible stuff in your name, you dont have a really good reputation.. If you are so powerful, why didnt you stop them?

@Shiva: you 4ked up vegetarian, of all the animals, cows? And if cleanliness is next to godliness, you're one spicy filthy god...

musKeeto:


@Op: depends on what god I meet there...

to Yahweh:
y so brutal and evil in the OT?
did you repent, or did Your Son decide to take his dad's anger for is?
what happened to Satan? Y didnt you stop him from getting to Eve?
Boko Haram kept bombing your worship place even on your son's birthday.. Why did you let that happen? A test?
Have you ever ed a test?

@Allah: First off, permit me to ask you some questions.. Some dolts on earth did some terrible stuff in your name, you dont have a really good reputation.. If you are so powerful, why didnt you stop them?

@Shiva: you 4ked up vegetarian, of all the animals, cows? And if cleanliness is next to godliness, you're one spicy filthy god...

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o boy take am easy ooo.ask politely ,no insult make im no use vex trowey you go hel

musKeeto:



@Shiva: you 4ked up vegetarian, of all the animals, cows? And if cleanliness is next to godliness, you're one spicy filthy god...

. . .All hail Shiva. . .

Why are you so evil?
Why do you hate women?
Why do you like slavery?
Why are you a war criminal?
Why are you a child murderer?
But most of all, why could you not chase out the inhabitants of the mountains with their iron chariots (Judges 1:19)?

Dear God...why did you sit in silence and allow the devil claim 80% of the people your son suffered and died for?

Zodiac61: Why are you so evil?
Why do you hate women?
Why do like slavery?
Why are you a war criminal?
Why are you a child murderer?
But most of all, why could you not chase out the inhabitants of the mountains with their iron chariots (Judges 1:19)?

The Christian God get plenty questions o.. lol

- Was Moses smoking weed when he saw the burning bush?
- Why did Jesus plan to come like a thief in the night? Abi im neva hear of ALUU?
- Y so jealous?

Wetin dey worry you for head!?

What if there is no heaven?

The Most High

Where is the ganja lounge?

CrazyMan: Dear God...why did you sit in silence and allow the devil claim 80% of the people your son suffered and died for?

80%? U sure?

All the people wey come before Christ... then after Christ.. the 400 years before dem organize Bible... na wa.. na like 99.5% o....

Plus even some church people go go hell...

d way things be, God fit do wayo commot dat im grace for last minute.. ppl go just hang for air for middle of rapture...

god, are you a 'he' or a 'she'?
Do you even exist?
What would I do speak to u? Slit my wrist?

Will thank Him for helping me make His Holy Place

Why did you plant good fruit and evil fruit in the garden of Eden?

OYINBOGOJU: The Most High

Where is the ganja lounge?

*in god's voice* good question my son, if you do as I say you'll get high forever.
I got forest of weeds

Number 1 question is: Why are some of us black and others white, indian, asian etc... If we all originated from Adam which am pretty wasn't black.

Why did u create Satan to derail men and your works. And why did you create women to derail men?

Heaven never sure for me but if i get there somehow i wud ask this simple question?

why did u allow Eve eat of the fruit?

god will nt hv time f ur questions brother, how come u go ask God question?

There would be no questions in heaven because we would see Christ as he is and posses knowledge of all things.

1Corinthians 13:9-10
For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away

Sooo God, u even exist self? I thought u were a fallacy cooked up by mankind. God why did u allow him to do that to me? God why did you take my best friend away from me? God why do you allow so much hate in the world? God why do you allow people to go hungry? God why do you allow children to be orphans? God why do you allow war? God why did you allow 9/11 to occur? N finally God where all the sexy male angels at?

Ooo and why cant we fly?

Still on Christian God matter...
Why did you show Moses your ar5e? Are you gay?

Exodus 33

21 And the Lord said, “Here is a place by Me, and you shall stand on the rock. 22 So it shall be, while My glory es by, that I will put you in the cleft of the rock, and will cover you with My hand while I by. 23 Then I will take away My hand, and you shall see My back; but My face shall not be seen.”

All thanks nd praises, no questions.

Techwriter: I would rather start with thanks giving that I made it. Why wouldn't I? When I see how most Nairalanders that claim to be atheists reason, I have a cause to thank God for killing all my doubts in the first place and allowing me to LIVE while I'm alive. I believe the answers to most of my questions will be clearly known to me without asking. Yes- the Bible says that it is in this life that we see in parts, but when the perfect comes the imperfect would go away. Have you ever wondered why the Richman recognized Lazarus without a formal introduction even though Abraham lived and died many years before he was born?

My brother i agree with you. My first statement will be thank you Lord.

I'll probably only ask why all the drama? Was He bored?

Why do you love me so much?