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1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!

Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?
2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.
3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.
4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero
5. Have alternative for accomodation, even your brother will dissspoimt u and blame akata/oyinbo wife.
6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.
7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me
[b]8. Wash all your nija clothes with thier detergent and softner to remove nija Akpu, stockfish, and beans smell.
[/b]9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.
10. Shave off all nija armpit,private hair and wash yourself with thier deodorant soap.
To be forewarned us to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contibution is wanted.
Have a great day!

Very funny but yet informative. Thanks dude

Obinoscopy: Very funny but yet informative. Thanks dude

STELLA na DUDE? ?


No11 Make sure you're sure of whatever thing you have to say.

@acidosis. Oh dude, sorry I said dude.
@stella bella. Thank Stella dearie for that funny yet informative post of urs

Dude!
I was shocked to my intestines.
No wahala

Stella_Bella:
2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

This is true oh

you can call president jonathan retardeen and clueless,but if you do the same to in russia,to vladimir putin,u will be sentenced to 3years in jail

you can enjoy facebook and twitter here in nigeria,in china you will not be able to do that

you can insult islam here in nigeria, if you do the same in saudi arabia,you could be killed if you do that

12. Dont ever play or joke with 'I work for Boko Haram'... You might land yourself in jail before anyone knowing u aint one.

No gay bashing, especially in "western" countries. Believe me, it's not like spewing your hate on Nairaland, it carries jail term.

Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!

I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

you can bribe the police here in nigeria,in america you could be imprisoned for trying to bribe a police officer

Do not google words like Al-Qaeda, Hydrogen peroxide, Fertilizer etc. CIA watches your browsing cache and will trace your IP, burst you and send you to jail.

...

you can beat your child as you like in nigeria,in america you will be in jail if you do that

Gues stella hit d nail here.here's som mre:

-when u spik,try nt to imitate d white.b natural n spik slowly..esp. 4 those job huntin.
-b careful wth akata them!lol.
-dres wel n stick to light cologn..esp 4 men.

Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind so as not to derail my swthrt's thread.
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Thumbs Up Lovey!
Ose!
Front page all d way!

Hi dude,( no offense pls) More on china. My bro is due there in a few days.

Billyonaire: Do not google words like Al-Qaeda, Hydrogen peroxide, Fertilizer etc. CIA watches your browsing cache and will trace your IP, burst you and send you to jail.

are you for real? Or just yapping?

seedord247:


I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

WTF!!!..dis guy wan make me choke on my egusi soup.

seedord247:


I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

OP na Johnny just come for UK that's why him dey try flex muscle small.

chucky234: OP na Johnny just come for UK that's why him dey try flex muscle small.

Abiooooo

seedord247:


I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

Dont tell me u dont know what coke is on the street!

Billyonaire: Do not google words like Al-Qaeda, Hydrogen peroxide, Fertilizer etc. CIA watches your browsing cache and will trace your IP, burst you and send you to jail.

Which country you go see all these your ideas cos CIA wey I know for Yankee no go ever trace you say you google fertilizer or hydrogen peroxide,I sure say na Burkina Faso you stop.

Billyonaire: Do not google words like Al-Qaeda, Hydrogen peroxide, Fertilizer etc. CIA watches your browsing cache and will trace your IP, burst you and send you to jail.

Implying that we should be careful of what u do on the net....and not that those can really land one in jail?

Lol...@op, your head dey there.

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Do not shout "up nepa" when power is restored on an event of a little power cut.....

ayobase:


Dont tell me u dont know what coke is on the street!

We know what it is. So you mean if u go to gas station to buy coke cops will arrest you??

mind you,not all Americans call it pop. Most pple that call it pop are pple from the midwest. (chicago.