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The only partners I have here are my annoying brothers and parents faces to look at.
I wish I was locked down with one married lecturer I've been eyeing.
Mehn, if I'm given the condition to bang that lady and die the next minute, I would gladly accept.
Life is overrated anyway, just see how we living this lockdown times.

I wish I am with my partner now.



Ramadan Kareem Famz

Only God knows who he focuses on what's app with. Rubbish!

Present

Partner?

So we single people is meant to feel jealous or what?

majestique:
Well, my husband ran away at the start of the lockdown and blamed his extended stay on lockdown.

Loneliness fall on you

Me, Eat, Drink beer � and Bleep...

I'm OK

I don't have a partner yet but I know it won't have been easy because I used to sing a lot with loud voice. And I don't know how to sing.

lekki1444:
i pity those with partners during this period. i am enjoying this peaceful period by myself

I am telling you. Being single is bliss. No drama

Awesome. All we do is read, gist, and cook. Guess it wasn't too different than before now though as we were always indoors in the evening, night, and on weekends.

Was successful

To those who will say, sex, read Lasticle to permanently cure your PE and make the sex extraordinary without drugs.

Lemme book here I will modify when I have a partner.

Hmmm its well ooo

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My neigbour was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned him and he told me that he can't. I pleaded with him and begged him to wait for God's time but he refused. He went inside his house with the native doctor and after the native doctor finised doing his enchantment he told my neigbour that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neigbour greedily agreed. The native doctor then told my neigbour that the first person that will enter his house he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die. My neighbor agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry, forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neigbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will through that door. The native doctor then ed that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered my neighbor shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neighbor shouted again "reretaaarh" and the native doctor replied "rereretaaaarh". This noise started since morning and up till now they are both shouting "rererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"

I am just outside the window laughing my heart out. ��������

Bliss

me and Neighbour daughter kemi, we ve being have sex romp since this lockdown, Her parent were in lockdown in Ondo, so dey cant travel bk to Lagos. all we do is Eat, Fuckkkkk, sleep, fu**k, eat, watch movie, Bleep, eat...She don pack all thier food stuffs come my place with my own . na flex we dey. as I dey type so we just f***k finish

Konji wan finish me here o... I don invite babes tire.. Dem say dia parents no gree them com outside... Excuses everytime...

janeobasi24:
I'm really enjoying it.... Hubby has been very kind to me....

Here to read some hilarious comments, married folks keep them coming

streetpaddy:



Loneliness fall on you

As in eh...I have never been this lonely and bored

Boring.


Still going to work(health worker).


After that cant go out.

womjomfashion:



We have already built enough intimacy for a very long time, infact we were suppose to get married on the 17 and 18th of April but this COVID-19 did us something, so it has been shifted.

Now our bonding is to sit down together and make money out of this lockdown.

I sew face mask and husbbie do the delievery via logistic companies.

God continue to bless every nairalanders who have been making our home smile with their face mask order.

God continue to , guide and guard you and answer all your secret prayer in this pandemic.

We are still taking orders call and whatsap us

Location, please... and how much per mask?

womjomfashion:



We have already built enough intimacy for a very long time, infact we were suppose to get married on the 17 and 18th of April but this COVID-19 did us something, so it has been shifted.

Now our bonding is to sit down together and make money out of this lockdown.

I sew face mask and husbbie do the delievery via logistic companies.

God continue to bless every nairalanders who have been making our home smile with their face mask order.

God continue to , guide and guard you and answer all your secret prayer in this pandemic.

We are still taking orders call and whatsap us

Collegenews:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Can you married folks share what it feels like to stay at home with your partner especially the men that were already used to leaving home from morning till evening before the viral outbreak.

How are you coping with your wives, children and other relatives?

Are you building the intimacy and closeness that may have been missing before or you are all ready to run for your life??

Please share your experience, let's learn.

I’m loving the relationship part of it. We’ve been kind to each other. We still have to work because we are both essential services. But every other socialization is at a halt and we are using the time to watch movies, cook, day drink , do projects around the house and gist.

I’m hating not being able to go shopping. Ugh

majestique:
Well, my husband ran away at the start of the lockdown and blamed his extended stay on lockdown.

Smart dude